#minotaurcore

[r0zeclawz]

i feel like im stuck in the minotaurs maze but instead of a guy im a sleepy an insetad of the maze its my bed and instead of a minotau its my pillow so soft and i have a blanket over me and good night!

[thelorelounge]

Minotaur Starter Pack

Congratulations! If you're emotionally unstable, spatially confused, and built like a tank, you might just be rocking that Minotaur aesthetic.

Essentials:

Horned Headgear: Optional if you were born with horns, mandatory if you just want to vibe.

Permanent Resting Rage Face™: It’s not your fault you look like you want to fistfight the sun.

A Labyrinth You Can't Escape: Whether it's a literal maze or just your own bad life choices, you're stuck in it, buddy.

Unresolved Father Issues: Especially if your “father” is actually some king who really didn’t think through the consequences of messing with gods.

Absurd Upper Body Strength: Good for smashing walls, bad for delicate activities like... making friends.

Personality Traits:

70% Confused

20% Anger Issues

10% Just Wants a Hug But Hasn’t Figured Out How to Ask

Bonus points if you also have anxiety about being perceived in public spaces.

Daily Struggles:

Accidentally intimidating everyone you meet.

Losing at least three arguments per week with inanimate objects (walls, mostly).

Being mythologized as a "monster" when you really just have boundary issues and sensory overload.

Signature Moves:

Dramatic heavy breathing in dark hallways.

Getting irrationally attached to dead-end corridors.

Delivering devastating emotional truths in a low growl before retreating into the maze to cry about it.

TL;DR: If you are just a little too large, a little too misunderstood, and one minor inconvenience away from charging headfirst through a brick wall... Welcome to Minotaur Nation. We meet at the center of the labyrinth. Bring snacks.

[stellabat]

trying to replace 'im gonna kms' in my vocabulary with 'im trapped in the labyrinth' minotaurcore