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connor: which weighs more, a pound of steel or a pound of feathers?
xavier: steel.
connor: nope. they both weigh the same
xavier: but
xavier: but connor
xavier: steel weighs more than feathers
connor: a pound of steel and a pound of feathers?
xavier: are you sitting here telling me feathers weigh as much as steel
connor:
c: Are you feeling alright? -Connor
x: why do i look sad today
c: A bit. I know you dislike it when I show up unannounced at your house, so I'll let you know that I'm on the way over to comfort you. This gives you time to put on pants. -Connor
x: well aren't you just a gentleman
x: sorry bob but i'm busy crying and being a baby today so i'm not good company
c: Why? -Connor
x: why what
c: Why are you crying? -Connor
x: i just really miss her
x: really really bad
c: We can talk more in 3 minutes. -Connor
x: my hero
c: It's very late, you should be asleep. And I shouldn't be enabling your bad sleeping habits my messaging you like this, but I was wondering about you. What brought on your caffeine addiction? -Connor
x: idk i just drink a lot of coffee
c: It's very bad for your health. Have you considered decaf? -Connor
x: lol yes but it tastes like shit so i dont care
c: You're an amazingly talented barista. I'm positive you could make it taste delectable. -Connor
x: sometimes you make me blush like a school girl connor
x: why we're you thinking of me so late anyway
x: not jacking off are you lmfao
c: I noticed the time and you came to mind because of your late hours. I wasn't jacking off, though, androids don't have that ability. -Connor
x: you cant jack off????? i feel bad for you bro for real
c: Not in a traditional sense. Anyway, the point was that I was thinking of you in a normal way. I hope you can get some sleep, and have good dreams. -Connor
x: i'll try bob goodnight
c: Good night. -Connor
c: Did you mean to leave this at my house? -Connor
c:
x: yes and no
x: you can keep it
c: There's no point in an android using a drinking mug, I'll return it when we next meet. -Connor
x: are you sure you don't want it? it describes you i think
c: Hottie? -Connor
c: You think I'm attractive, huh? I guess I could keep it as a trophy in that case. ;) -Connor
x:
connor: coffee or tea
xavier: ?? coffee
connor: incorrect, it's tea
connor: ive noticed you tend to smile at me for no reason a lot
xavier: yeah
connor: i really enjoy it when you do that
xavier: 😊
xavier: you can refer to us as 'bastard' and 'snack'.
xavier: connor's the snack
connor: [whispering] you shouldn't eat plastic
markus: i didnt come over here to blow up balloons for you
connor: please markus i wanna get this done before they get home
markus: what is this for anyway
connor: an appreciation party. humans like celebrations and parties for random reasons. i figured the two humans i live with would enjoy it
connor: and it gives me an excuse to invite you over to the house for once. how do you like it?
markus: its nice
