#misfits simon

[lulaaaaaaw]

my masterlist / my ao3

simon bellamy x fem!reader nsfw alphabet

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WARNINGS‼️: i talk about sex/stalking/watersports in this post

divider: @pixopix

three songs that remind me of simon:

a - age play

i say that simon is into age play, yeah, i said it. he’s into being treated like a baby. calling you mummy, sucking on a pacifier, being bottle-fed by you, wearing a diaper… the list goes on. he’s such a weird little freak.

b - blowjobs

he loves blowjobs. he always wants one in the locker room when everyone else has left. he cums really fast from them too.

c - cum

he loves cumming inside your mouth/on your face/tits or inside your pussy/ass. loves to fill you up with it. he also loves seeing your mouth and face covered in cum.

d - dick

his dick isn’t that big ok. it’s regular.

e - eating out

he ADORES eating you out, it’s probably his favorite thing to do in the bedroom. he’s sloppy with it too, making out with your pussy until there’s a puddle of drool and squirt under you.

f - fucking

he fucks you whenever he can, his libido is insane. after you had sex with him for the first time it’s like he never wants to stop.

g - goal

his goal in bed is always to make you cum first.

h - happy

he’s always happy to see you naked, to get to fuck you. it’s like a reward to him.

i - intimacy

simon’s very intimate. he loves cuddling and kissing you, often for hours, not letting you move from the bed or from the couch.

j - jealousy

he gets jealous very easily. when nathan’s hitting on you, when a cute guy comes to talk to you at the club, the list is endless. he doesn’t outright show it, but you can tell by the look on his face that something’s off.

k - kink

he has many kinks. i say that he likes age play, feet, scent kink, somnophilia, period sex

l - love

he told you he loved you after a while of dating. he was very shy about it, he had a few beers before admitting it.

m - motivation (what gets him going)

seeing your panties or bra, seeing your bare feet.

n - no (what he won’t do)

he’d never have a threesome with you and another guy, he would get way too jealous. with another girl he might.

o - orgasm

he comes really fast

p - pervert

he’s a real perv. sneaking up on you when you’re changing or showering, touching you in your sleep…

q - quickie

he’ll do a quickie with you in the locker room during a break or after everyone else has left.

r - romance

simon is the romantic type, although he’s very shy to show it. he’d take you out for a beer or to eat, but he’d be quiet and shy the whole time, not making much conversation. after a few beers he gets more talkative though.

s - stalking

before you started going out with him he stalked you. taking photos and videos of you, following you home, watching you sleep and shower.. watching you change clothes in the locker room.. the list is endless

t - teasing

he loves being teased by you. you poking his cock with your feet or undressing in front of him, knowing that he can’t fuck you there.

u - unfair (how much he likes to tease)

simon’s not really a tease. when he wants you he wants you, and he’s quick about it.

v - volume

he can get quite loud during sex, moaning your name in your ear.

w - watersports

we all know that simon likes pissing on your tits!

x - x-ray

as we know, simon has quite the toned body. he’s quite skinny and short.

y - yearning

he misses you a lot when you’re away, jerking off to you.

z - zzz

he falls asleep fast after sex, relaxed by your presence.

[dogboybiter]

Multifandom system vent(?) edit >_<

Blood and meat warning!!

[sleepyfangirl18]

Think Simon and Alisha got those garlic dough balls after they started dating?

[groovinrightalong]

I’m so emotionally attached to these delinquents

[remediise]

Misfits tumblr petition to call Simon x Nathan "BellaYoung" (Bellamy and Young, their last names) because their first names combined looks weird and I can't think of a creative name

[random-imagines-blog]

Imagine Simon trying to impress you at your house party.

There were more people than Simon had been expecting. When he met you during community service, you had seemed a bit shy, quiet, a bit more like him than the others, so he had hope that you two might become friends. He hadn’t been expecting your apartment to be full of people, including the others from service when you had invited him over for a ‘get together’.

“Hey, you made it!” You said, seeing him come through the door, and rushed over to give him a hug. Even that alone was enough for him to start to blush. You smiled and motioned towards the table where two coolers of drinks were. “Alcohol is in here, and non-alcoholic is in here. I like to cater to everyone. Have fun, yeah?”

Before he say anything, you had disappeared to go and talk to someone else, leaving him alone and uncomfortable as per usual. He reached for a beer, opened the top and started to drink to ease his nerves. An hour later, he was on the makeshift dance floor, somewhat enjoying himself, but always keeping an eye out for you. You were making a playlist on your phone and connected it to the speakers, better music starting to pour out of it now.

Simon started to dance, losing himself, but never losing you. He caught your eye and took a chance, motioning you over. You responded well, dancing your way over to him with a smile. He started to show off some of his moves, arms flailing, nearly hitting the others, until you slowed him down by putting your arms around his shoulders.

“No need to go crazy,” You chuckled, kissing him on the cheek. “We can take it slow.”

[lucifxe]

who the hell is barry

[ yeah please dont repost or edit this without asking ]

[witchofsparkles]

I started to watch Misfits and just finished the first season and i want to say something... Simon, get your shit together my good BITCH