#miss-monster

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Because what else are you gonna say?

Emily: I like Colin Firth.

Michelle: (pauses, points at) Yes.

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Woman Married to Berlin Wall for 29 Years; upon the death of her husband, she is said to have shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.

Emily: I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE

Sarin: who, the wall's wife?

Emily: YESSSSS

Sarin: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... years.html

there's also a lady now married to the eiffel tower

Emily: this doesn't have a picture of her

it's just the article

Sarin: oh oops

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 209083.ece

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... Tower.html

and that

Emily: oh my god you are on a roll with this

Sarin: because it all pops up in google when I type "woman married to..."

Emily: lmfao

Sarin: there is also woman married to:

ship, fence, rollercoaster, dolphin?

Emily: I

I don't think a dolphin

is an object

Sarin: http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/wom ... 39590.html

this was four years ago

I wonder how they're doing now

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Stick to your strengths or prostitution, I always say.

Me. Yarr

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This is why I have no friends

Emily: bro how do I make Kadar interrogate Shaun

he really doesn't want to

he honestly thinks of Shaun

as the most annoying, gayest brit on the planet

and he's like

"augh if i cut out his tongue will he still have that stupid accent"

Caitlin: ahahaha fuck

he plays nickelback until Shaun cries

Emily: I said interrogation not torture

Caitlin: oh right

I don't know shit about interrogation

Emily: me neither

Caitlin: honestly bro I'm not sure why you keep me around, I'm pretty useless

Emily: especially for someone who isn't really into it

it's not like I can do that thing in the Punisher

where whatshisface was hanging a guy upsidedown

and said

"I have a hot poker here, and I will jab you with it every time you don't answer a question"

and he started jabbing him with a fucking popsicle rofl

Caitlin: hahaha yes

that movie is fucking absurd

Emily: it sucked but I lawled at that part

Caitlin: pfft

Emily: I've done it to my brother before

I got a popsicle and I was standing beside him watching him play Halo coop

and then I jsut started fuckin' jabbing him in the neck

Caitlin: hahahahah

oh bro

Emily: he was like "what the hell are you doing"

and then you hear

"Headshot-- lost the lead"

and I just walked away

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you asshole

Emily: if you will not judge me for it--

actually if I have to ask that

I'll keep it to myself

sorry bro

Caitlin: hahaha what

no come on

Emily: nope, you will forever be in the dark

Caitlin: you asshole