☆ Hanekawa Tsubasa // Bakemonogatari ☆ 1/7 / ques Q ☆ June 2027 ¥43,780 ☆ Sculpt Mitsuyoshi Paint Ekoshi
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☆ Hanekawa Tsubasa // Bakemonogatari ☆ 1/7 / ques Q ☆ June 2027 ¥43,780 ☆ Sculpt Mitsuyoshi Paint Ekoshi
can you believe it guys? its not just a doodle dump this time
not sure how big the blazblue community is on tumblr but heres a jubei in techwear
old man birthday
Mercury Family Unit #1
my part of the art trade with @inago-alt-au
i know u are not done with yours yet but I was so anxious and couldn't wait to post this one!
Something horrible possessed me when I made this. 
Baby: *Cries* ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚
Hideyoshi: Oooh, oooh, I'm here, I'm here! *Looks around frantically* Eh, uh-- MC, where the milk bottle?
MC: Huh? What are you talking about?
Hideyoshi: What-
MC: You can milk the baby, right?
Hideyoshi: WHAT--
Mitsuhide: Goodness. Have you forgotten that you are the mother? Here.
Hideyoshi: What?? H-hey what are you doi-- GAH- STOP- WHY ARE YOU UNDRESSING ME- WAIT WHERE ARE YOU TOUCHING O///////O
Mitsuhide: It's to milk the baby of course. Now now, the baby is crying, dear wife.
Hideyoshi: W H A T??? WIFE?? WHO IS YOUR WIFE???
Mitsuhide: *Exchange looks with MC* Are you stressed from overworking again?
MC: There's no time, Hideyoshi-san! *Pushes the baby's head gently and it instantly drink from Hideyoshi's nipple*
Hideyoshi: *LE GASSSSPPPP* WHA- WHA- WHA--
Mitsuhide: I apologize if I'm not there to help around in the castle. I promise I will try to be back home as much as possible.
Hideyoshi: *Went pale* S-stop- stop- stop-- OAO
Mitsuhide: *Chuckles* Come here. *Kisses his temple*
Hideyoshi: ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ.......
Hideyoshi: *Turns into ashes*
Mitsuhide: *gasp* (´・д・`) My love..!
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MC: ...So that was my dream last night.
Hideyoshi: *tea already spilled out from his mouth + faint*
Mitsuhide: ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^).....*hand froze halfway from eating his meal*
Ieyasu: *Eye twitch* Heavens. Just what kind of-- *groans* I nearly lose my appetite there.
MC: Actually..
Ieyasu: *Munch his food* What?
MC: Few days back I also have a similar dream but you are the mother for.. Nobunaga's child--
Ieyasu: *INSTANT CHOKE* MMMF--
MC: Wait- was it Mitsunari?
Ieyasu: *MASSIVE COUGH* STOP!!
MC: Hmm.. OH OAO! You are the mother for Nobunaga's child, and also secretly a mother for Mitsunari's child, and also forced to have Masamune-san's child because he has unrequited love for you and so he also do the---
Ieyasu: *WHEEEEEZE**Faint*
Nobunaga: If that comes true, we have a lot of children with strong bloodline. Hm. You are indeed my lucky charm. Ha ha ha.
MC: Uhm.. Okay. *sips her tea*
Mitsunari: *Looks up from his book* Hm? Oh my OAO. Seems that the food tasted very delicious until Hideyoshi-sama and Ieyasu-sama had a good sleep (❁´◡`❁)🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
Meanwhile, Masamune: Was it a boy or a girl, Lass (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)?
A/N: What a dream..
But every fujoshi out there, you are welcome ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ
Jubei training Ragna: alright, kiddo, i think it’s time i tell you about the birds and the bones. the birds are all just drones built by the government to spy on us, and our bones? heh, they just ain’t real.