Spoilers ahoy!
So I'm going through the beta flash
And Meulin and Kurloz oh my god they communicate with sign language and gifs that is the CUTEST THING EVER. CUTIES. BEST PEOPLE.
Meulin is so adorable, who knew she'd be deaf! And Kurloz is kinda freaky cause he just kinda smiles and tags everything wit :o) (My Latin teach uses that emoticon and it makes me jump every time). Is his mouth actually stitched shut or does he just not talk? But his smile with Meulin is so sincere and god they obviously care about each other just SO. CUTE.
I love how I can follow their conversation with the gifs, this is just so
SWEET JESUS WHAT THE FUCK
I AM
WHAT
OH NO
NONONONOOOO
JESUS CHRIST ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I KNEW HE WAS UNSETTLING FOR A REASON WHY ARE HIS WORDS BONES WHY WHY WHY KURLOZ WHY FBDHJKFDGSALK
HOLY SHIT HE'S HORRIFYING. WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING/!?!11 MEULIN I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU THIS IS WHY I SHOULD NEVER THINK MIMES WEARING SKELTONS SUITS OR WHATEVER CAN BE CUTE WHY WHY WHY WHY
WHY ARE THEIR EYES FLASHING. THEY'RE FLASHING ALL PINK AND PURPLE AND MEULIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHY DO THEY WORSHIP SATAN OR WHATEVER
ARE THEY LORD ENGLISH PAWNS? IS THAT MEULINS REASON FOR NOT JOINING MEENAH'S QUEST TO DESTROY HIM
SWEET JESUS I'M KURLOZ NOW AND I'M TERRIFIED OUT OF MY MIND. I ACTUALLY STARTED HYPERVENTALATING A LITTLE BIT AND MY KITTEN LOOKED AT ME ALL FUNNY
THIS ISN'T FUNNY. HOMESTUCK IS SOLEY RESPONSIBLE FOR MY FEAR OF CLOWNS AND HONKING
OKAY, CALM...CAlm...calm...good. Deep breaths. Time to see what Kurloz will be up to. On the bright side, his music is pretty cool...? Holy fucking shit I thought it was bad when Cronus turned out to be a passive aggressive artfag douchebag. Mituna is like. I wasn't sure what to think of him but he's so. Cute. His 'brain problems' makes me think of my brother and Cronus was being a meanie butt and I wanted to jump into the screEN AND KICK HIS ASS BECAUSE NO ONE MAKES FUN OF AND IS MEAN TO PEOPLE WITH MENTAL PROBLEMS CRONUS I WILL RIP YOUR INTESTINES OUT OF YOUR THROAT AND STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM AND I WILL SACRIFICE YOUR STILL BLEEDING BODY TO THE DARK LORD KURLOZ AND MEULIN WORSHIP
But enough on the artfag douchebag. Let's get on with Kurloz...
Help I'm almost crying I'm so terrified why would you do this Hussie HIS WORDS ARE MADE OF BONES
wait did it just saY HE BIT HIS OWN TONGUE OFF? DID I READ THAT RIGHT
WHAT
MOTHERFUCKING WHAT
NO
NONONONONO
IT'S HIM
IT'S FUCKING HIM
GAMZEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHY DO YOU NEED THE CODPEICE
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK WE'RE ALL DEAD DEADE DEAD LIKE DEADPOOL EXCEPTDEADER
REMEMBER WHEN HOMESTUCK MORE THAN HINTED GAMZEE WAS THE MOST IMPORTSNT CHARACTER AND EVENTUALY WE PASSED IT OFF AS A JOKE?
MOTHERFUCK
Okay. Okay, finished the beta. Got all the keys, opened the door.
I
Okay, aactually cryinh now
motherfuck im scarer
why