Aug 9, 2017
@mixclcgy smashed dat like button
“Y’know I typically, like, charge people for staring at me as hard as you’re staring at me right now, babycakes.”
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@mixclcgy smashed dat like button
“Y’know I typically, like, charge people for staring at me as hard as you’re staring at me right now, babycakes.”
[ @mixclcgy ♥’d ]
“ Hey, Matty, darlin’, ” she began, mischief written all over her expression. Sometimes she grew too restless waiting on his shift to end, so she had to create her own fun. Tonight, it concerned torturing him. In public.
“ Ya ever bed two people at once? ” the question was so casual that she knew it wouldn’t come across as a joke, but a genuine inquiry. “ Three.some, mén.age à tr.ois, a Matty sandwich, if ya will? ”
[ @mixclcgy ♥’d ]
He already had a beer, and one before that, and two shots, but hey, what was another? It wasn’t as if he had anyone to answer to, or that he would even if that wasn’t true.
“ Hey, man, can get another shot of whiskey? ”
"I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you."
BEATLES SENTENCE MEME | | ACCEPTING | | @mixclcgy
“T’at’s sweet. It’s like it doesn’t matter how much yuh put into somet’ing, as long as yuh put yuh all y’know? Somet’ing like t’at… eit’er way, I appreciate the sentiment.”
“i got a new apartment, and i need someone to put clothes on the floor. “
NSFW MEME ( PICK UP LINES ) | | ACCEPTING | | @mixclcgy
Khleo let out an ugly snort followed by a laugh because Jah he loved cheesy one-liners. Despite almost never working they always managed to make him laugh.
“Shut the fuck up, oh my God.”