#mj's headcanons

[hellbubu]

I like to HC Sasuke as a Mommas boy. He probably learned to cook by helping Mikoto in the kitchen. Free time not spent with Itachi ot training was spent with her. He probably picked up mannerisms from her.

[hellbubu]

Idk why, but the thought of Sasuke having 2+ kids and a cat came to my brain and hasn't left. Mostly because I imagined the kids fighting over the cat ("if something were to happen to dad, Mineko would be mine" "nu-uh")

[hellbubu]

Sasuke is great at braiding. He's actually great at anything to do with hair. Whenever Itachi needs to look more presentable/formal, he asks Sasuke to do his hair. When Sasuke’s was younger, he practice on Itachi and his mom

[hellbubu]

do you have any hcs about orochimaru's economic status throughout their life? I always imagined he came from a wealthy family (that got wealthy by selling rare poisons) and that he increased that wealth tenfold by the time he was an adult

I'll be 100 percent honest with you anon, I had never actually sat down and thought about Oro's wealth. For some reason, I've always just imagined Oro having money.

I once read a fic, I don't remember the name but it was one where Oro time travels or smth, and Oro lived in this big house that all of their clan shared. I imagine the clan to have had few people but that they were all close. And wealthy.

I think that Oro had the least amount of wealth just after he defected. That is unless Oro managed to transfer all his money to an offshore bank account. By the time the chunin exams happened, Oro must've either managed to aquire a wealthy investor, stole a bunch of money, or got rich off some experiments. If he still had access to his money, he might've still multiplied his wealth.

By Boruto, Oro must've been working overtime. Baby upgraded their main hideout. Aesthetically, though, I hate it. Looks like a hospital.

I feel like Oro would be someone with expensive taste. Especially when it comes to clothes. They like light and soft (mostly natural) fabrics. I feel like this is smth only they, Sasuke, and Kabuto wore back in Shippuden.

I like the though of Oro having a jewelry collection, be it heirlooms, things they bought, or both. Mostly simple, timeless jewelry but a few bigger or more show-y pieces.

[hellbubu]

Whenever I imagine my (non canon) Sasuke having (a) kid(s), I imagine them having long hair. Like, I'm 10000% sure Sasuke knows how to style and/or braid hair. As a child, he practiced on Itachi’s hair, so imagining Sasuke styling his kid's hair feels very wholesome to me.

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My favorite thing about Konoha is how criminals just walk into the village Pre! Shippuden Timeskip. Like, Oro just looks like themselves, and no one notices.

They just tied their hair up and didn't do their makeup. They have a ninja from the village Oro founded that looks a lot like Oro, and no one thinks that's sus?

Also, Itachi and Kisame just pop up after Sarutobi is killed. IDK, but after a leader is assassinated, I'd expect them to up the security.

Even if no one knew about the Akatsuki before Shippuden, am I supposed to believe no one recognized clan killer Itachi? Only Kakashi noticed shit. I bet Kurenai and Asuma only followed his lead.

This just makes me HC that Tsunade's priority as a Hokage was security because during Hiruzen's leadership, it was wack

[hellbubu]

I always think about the fact that Sasuke just randomly shows up at Kakashi’s apartment.

Like, dis he give Sasuke a key? Did Sasuke steal a key? Do Naruto and Sakura also have keys?

If he did give Sasuke a key, why did he do it? Did Minato give him a key back when he was his sensei? Was he trying to imitate him?

How often did Sasuke just show up unannounced? Did he ever just check up on Kakashi before training? Like, "Oh, Kakashi is still reading in bed, I can go to the training grounds later." Meanwhile, Kakashi is like, "??? Did Sasuke come in just to glare at me??" He needs something that he saw in Kakashi’s apartment and doesn't think he (Kakashi) uses? He just goes and takes it. Hell, I'd even believe that he showed up just to pet the ninken at times.

[hellbubu]

I feel like Sasuke should be able to get away with anything and everything.

He goes and drinks in front of the Hokage. Is he old enough to drink? No. But if the Hokage (Kakashi) isn't doing shit about it, no one can.

Sasuke goes and grabs alcohol straight out of Kakashi’s fridge. Did Kakashi buy it? He doesn't remember buying alcohol. He is still thinking about it next time Sasuke shows up and starts drinking at his apartment.

They're at an onsen, and Kakashi can see that Sasuke has a small tattoo. It seems to have completely healed, and Sasuke only turned 18 less than a month ago. When he asked him, Sasuke only said he got it a while ago.