That’s such a good question. Alright -cracks knuckles-
In short, definitely, in long, very weird, and not that wholesome probably
Warning: Mild Gore?, mutilation, I don't know what else to tag, just a general warning ig? It's definitely not like, fluffy, just freaky and weird
Vee: I'd say his thoughts would be more, animalistic, watching you, observing you, hiding from you while keeping a close eyes on you like a predator ambushing a prey. He would trap you with his grasp, entangling his abomination of a body with the enticing vessel that is you, feeling the spike of your adrenaline, the mix of instinct and the gush of blood coursing through your body as they convulse and pulse, reacting to the intruder that is him, the way your heart beats and pumps, moving in such sporadic rhythm that one can't helped but feel how truly alive that is. This warm, humming, beating, pounding body of your that is so full of life, is it reacting to him from fear, or better yet, excitement.
Ash: His thoughts would probably be more like a twisted need to protect. Doesn't matter if you want it or not, he will make his entire goal to take care of you. You, lovely and vulnerable you, all broken and beaten to a useless husk by the merciless world that surrounds you, and he will be there, in the same pit of wretched despair with you, watching you, comforting you, providing you with what you're lacking, fulfilling the emptiness that you have inside of you, he will be with you from start to finish, witness you at your best and worst and forever remain there by your side like the wretched lil leech that he is. You can accept him or you don't, as long as he's the only floating plank for you to grab before you got swallowed up by the ruthless waves
Col: He'd imagine how it feels if you mind is constantly filled with the thought of him, how significant or insignificant he is in your eyes, do you associate him with love and appreciation or with hatred and extreme disgust, it doesn't matter either way, just the fact that he occupies enough space in your mind to garner any sort of reaction at all is enough for him to feel exhilarated. He would wonder how it would feel like, if you allow the existence that is him to wonder inside, beyond the boundaries you've laid, how would it feel for him to pry your mind open and crawl inside, infecting your every thoughts, every memories, every moments you've experienced like an unwelcomed parasite, worming his repulsive existence into your everything, forcing his way to be accepted by the unattainable thing that is you.
Goku, upon Trunks and Goten coming out: "But how do two guys...uh...y'know? Eh, whatever makes you happy! Hey, you'll have a buffet at the wedding, right?"
(Also, while he's not the very sentimental type, I think even he would be a little touched that he and Bulma, his very oldest friend, are part of the same family now.)
Bahaha of course Goku had really nothing else on his mind but food. I totally agree about the one family thing though. There was that one time in DBZ that Bulma mused about how she missed her chance with Goku, so I think that she would look at the newlyweds TruTen and look back at that moment and realize Goku and her will become family one way or another. Like there's something magnetic about her genes and his genes and there's nothing they could really do to stop their descendants from getting along and ultimately fusing the two families into one. She would think that fate really has it way of turning things out, and she can't say she mind it one bit as she is now as happy as she could be.
Goku of course wouldn't think all that, but yeah he would all be like, "Gosh Bulma and Vegeta, I guess being in-laws makes us family now!" Vegeta would be absolutely fuming and seething at the statement and would only calm down once he thinks about his two sons (yes Vegeta sees Goten as one of his own in my eyes. Not in a too sentimental and accepting way but he tolerates the kid enough and then eventually you see a Vegeta acknowleging Goten by his name and caring about the boy's opinion of himself such as asking if Goten likes his moustache in GT.) And Vegeta obviously cares about Trunks' happiness and well-being too, so if he said something to object to this idea ("You're enamoured with this dumb brat?") and Trunks stood up during dinner with Goten's greasy, food-scattered fingers intertwined with his own, shouting, "But Daddy Papa I love him!", he would discard all of his past efforts to give a shit about his son's romantic interest and just, "Alright do whatever you want, at least he's a warrior and you're a warrior." (something something Saiyan women being fiery and with fighting spirits something something Vegeta doesn't know which of them is the woman in this case but it's not applicable anyway because they're both men but oh well he ran out of fucks to give at this point).
But he used his (fake) disapproving overprotective dad attitude to force them to give him something in order to get his approval of their relationship. He settled with them making sure the kids have traditional Saiyan names. They could very well be named 'Son Gohan the Third' or 'Vegeta the Fifth', but I took the liberty to explore other vegetable names.
Chichi took a lot of convincing before she could begin to accept the idea that her son is into men/his best friend. She would freak out over not having anymore grandchildren. When they managed to assure her she will have a grandkid with the power of Shenlong, she worries that the kid would fade away and vanish should Shenlong's existence is erased or some other threats to the universe. Only when she holds the little baby girl breathing and living and squeaking in her arms is her mind at ease.
Thank you for the ask, it was fun to share my own headcanons ❤️
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So Im freaking out, I lost my vessel with an entity whom Ive only been connected to for a couple weeks. I'm looking all over for it but the necklace that had the vessel on it broke without me knowing and I just came back from an outing, so it really could be anywhere. What do I do?
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Hi huge fan and new to the ask thing and was wondering, How would the 3 boys wake MC up/what time would they wake them up?
Vee: At a very normal hour which is 5 in the morning. He would do something stupid like shake you awake to ask what time is it, if you go back to sleep then he will shake you up again 5 minutes later and either ask another stupid question or tell you that there’s a fire and the process will repeat until you wake up.
Ash: He’s a sensible person with a sensible time that thinks you’re an equally sensible adult and will generally leave you be. Unless it’s supposedly your working time and you’re still dead as hell then he will wake you up. If you somehow still refuse to brace the day he will yank your blanket or takeaway your plushie/pillow/bluetooth that plays your nightly bgm lofi on loop and disappear to god knows where.
Col: You twist and toss and then open your eyes at the usual time for them to be opened and you see an unwelcomed participant just inches away from you face who's also in a similar position like you right now aka laying on your bed. He will, like any other respectable person, greet you with a "morning", while laying on your bed. If you go back to sleep again he will just let you do it and kill his time playing flappy bird on his phone or sth waiting for you, laying on your bed. You guys can never get anything done.
imagine the mc proposing to Ash, but instead of it being romantic they were like "dude imagine how much we can save on our taxes if we filed jointly as a married couple and the deduction we would get if we claim Vee and Col as our children. Imagine the savings my dude."
What do the boys do when they're horny? Their PPs lowkey dont function normally 💀
I don’t know if they can horny, it would probably be more accurate if you replace horny with obsession. I feel like they will sometimes have this sudden burst of desire to be very intense with their contact/emotions, like how you get cuteness aggression, they have, whatever they have.
Vee would be all weird and say shit like “Hypothetically if you were to let me bite you, how far could I go” while not so subtly eyeing your hand/fingers
Ash would just randomly appear next to you then grab your head and ruffle your hair so hard you might as well become a bird nest at that point, and love bombing, lots of it.
Col would take it up a notch and straight up say he’s in heat and if he can have your laundry. Why does it have to be yours specifically? So that it helps mask his scent and the other two won’t punch him in the name of territory because of pheromones or some bullshit. He doesn’t go into heat, he just wants your laundry.