That’s such a good question. Alright -cracks knuckles-
In short, definitely, in long, very weird, and not that wholesome probably
Warning: Mild Gore?, mutilation, I don't know what else to tag, just a general warning ig? It's definitely not like, fluffy, just freaky and weird
Vee: I'd say his thoughts would be more, animalistic, watching you, observing you, hiding from you while keeping a close eyes on you like a predator ambushing a prey. He would trap you with his grasp, entangling his abomination of a body with the enticing vessel that is you, feeling the spike of your adrenaline, the mix of instinct and the gush of blood coursing through your body as they convulse and pulse, reacting to the intruder that is him, the way your heart beats and pumps, moving in such sporadic rhythm that one can't helped but feel how truly alive that is. This warm, humming, beating, pounding body of your that is so full of life, is it reacting to him from fear, or better yet, excitement.
Ash: His thoughts would probably be more like a twisted need to protect. Doesn't matter if you want it or not, he will make his entire goal to take care of you. You, lovely and vulnerable you, all broken and beaten to a useless husk by the merciless world that surrounds you, and he will be there, in the same pit of wretched despair with you, watching you, comforting you, providing you with what you're lacking, fulfilling the emptiness that you have inside of you, he will be with you from start to finish, witness you at your best and worst and forever remain there by your side like the wretched lil leech that he is. You can accept him or you don't, as long as he's the only floating plank for you to grab before you got swallowed up by the ruthless waves
Col: He'd imagine how it feels if you mind is constantly filled with the thought of him, how significant or insignificant he is in your eyes, do you associate him with love and appreciation or with hatred and extreme disgust, it doesn't matter either way, just the fact that he occupies enough space in your mind to garner any sort of reaction at all is enough for him to feel exhilarated. He would wonder how it would feel like, if you allow the existence that is him to wonder inside, beyond the boundaries you've laid, how would it feel for him to pry your mind open and crawl inside, infecting your every thoughts, every memories, every moments you've experienced like an unwelcomed parasite, worming his repulsive existence into your everything, forcing his way to be accepted by the unattainable thing that is you.
Goku, upon Trunks and Goten coming out: "But how do two guys...uh...y'know? Eh, whatever makes you happy! Hey, you'll have a buffet at the wedding, right?"
(Also, while he's not the very sentimental type, I think even he would be a little touched that he and Bulma, his very oldest friend, are part of the same family now.)
Bahaha of course Goku had really nothing else on his mind but food. I totally agree about the one family thing though. There was that one time in DBZ that Bulma mused about how she missed her chance with Goku, so I think that she would look at the newlyweds TruTen and look back at that moment and realize Goku and her will become family one way or another. Like there's something magnetic about her genes and his genes and there's nothing they could really do to stop their descendants from getting along and ultimately fusing the two families into one. She would think that fate really has it way of turning things out, and she can't say she mind it one bit as she is now as happy as she could be.
Goku of course wouldn't think all that, but yeah he would all be like, "Gosh Bulma and Vegeta, I guess being in-laws makes us family now!" Vegeta would be absolutely fuming and seething at the statement and would only calm down once he thinks about his two sons (yes Vegeta sees Goten as one of his own in my eyes. Not in a too sentimental and accepting way but he tolerates the kid enough and then eventually you see a Vegeta acknowleging Goten by his name and caring about the boy's opinion of himself such as asking if Goten likes his moustache in GT.) And Vegeta obviously cares about Trunks' happiness and well-being too, so if he said something to object to this idea ("You're enamoured with this dumb brat?") and Trunks stood up during dinner with Goten's greasy, food-scattered fingers intertwined with his own, shouting, "But Daddy Papa I love him!", he would discard all of his past efforts to give a shit about his son's romantic interest and just, "Alright do whatever you want, at least he's a warrior and you're a warrior." (something something Saiyan women being fiery and with fighting spirits something something Vegeta doesn't know which of them is the woman in this case but it's not applicable anyway because they're both men but oh well he ran out of fucks to give at this point).
But he used his (fake) disapproving overprotective dad attitude to force them to give him something in order to get his approval of their relationship. He settled with them making sure the kids have traditional Saiyan names. They could very well be named 'Son Gohan the Third' or 'Vegeta the Fifth', but I took the liberty to explore other vegetable names.
Chichi took a lot of convincing before she could begin to accept the idea that her son is into men/his best friend. She would freak out over not having anymore grandchildren. When they managed to assure her she will have a grandkid with the power of Shenlong, she worries that the kid would fade away and vanish should Shenlong's existence is erased or some other threats to the universe. Only when she holds the little baby girl breathing and living and squeaking in her arms is her mind at ease.
Thank you for the ask, it was fun to share my own headcanons ❤️
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So Im freaking out, I lost my vessel with an entity whom Ive only been connected to for a couple weeks. I'm looking all over for it but the necklace that had the vessel on it broke without me knowing and I just came back from an outing, so it really could be anywhere. What do I do?
Hi Anon! Okay so there’s a few answers here. If the companion came from us, shoot us an email, preferably with a picture of another piece of jewelry that you have on hand – we can do the remote binding if you give us the name and species (we can look it up, but it is always quicker if you send it). We can do a remote binding to that object while you look for your lost companion vessel. If you never find it, that’s okay too – sometimes they would rather another vessel in your keep or being body-bound. Don’t fret! Generally vessels come back after a day or two, and you’ll find they usually push you in the direction of finding it. If the entity is not from us, we would recommend contacting the conjurer. It’s usually nothing to freak out about and most conjurers will do a remote re-bind for free in these cases. Many blessings, dear!
Not sure if the love interests would ever stalk MC at their home during non-business hours, but hypothetically speaking: if they were snooping around & stumble upon MC changing/naked, what would their reactions be? And would any of them accidentally out themselves & get caught by MC, or are they fairly skilled at staying hidden?
They would.
Hypothethically they would have reacted like so:
Vee: You know how animal react to being in a dangerous situation are usually fight, flight or freeze? He freezes.
Ash: To be naked is to be vulnerable, and to be vulnerable in this world is a very dangerous thing so he shall camp there, right outside of your house while you change in peace, don't worry MC he will make sure no pervert will see you at your most vulnerable state.
Col: The pervert that Ash tries to protect MC from, also he's having his phone out for scientific research.
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They are all fairly skilled at staying hidden, but for shit and giggles I will give you a small PSA on how to identify which pervert was outside of your home.
Vee: The dogs are barking very fucking loud outside specifically at the direction of your window.
Ash: The wind at the start sounds suspiciously like a faint "ah-" sound for some reasons.
Col: First you hear a click sound, you turn around, no one, you go back to undressing, then rapid camera shutter sound.
Hi pi! How would the boys react if MC somehow managed to fall asleep with their head on Ash's shoulder?
Oh you beautiful human being
I was JUST writing Ash’s stuff and you blessed me with this delicious ask
Vee: That bitch fucking did something. He thought before violently either separate you two, shake you awake or just grab you then and there and takes you home, sleep in your own bed MC.
Ash: Gasp! Don’t worry MC he will protect you from these sick hungry wolves that pray on your vulnerability. He said while not so subtly wraps and hugs your limped body closer. For protection
Col: *Reports it to HR. HR agrees for some reasons. You now have a better time schedule to go home and rest instead of passing out at work.
The boys vs MC’s fat, mean ass cat that they refuse to go anywhere without
Vee: Well he’s fatter and meaner so MC likes him more, you’re just a pet, at least he can talk (yeah he’s petty)
Ash: Huh, no wonder you need the job, that thing looks like a walking vet debt. The cat is giving him major cranky elderly vibe so he likes to imagine he’s dealing with an obese 50 something years old whenever he sees it
Col: He likes the cat, the cat despises him. That cat will think his existence is a disrespect by itself, he still likes the cat