#mmmmm perfect

[plague-memoria]

im still so drunk and i feel so good <3 silly and relaxed <33333

[hmmm-mora]

From the 1.5 Leaks, about Eula's voiceline

"You want to learn some Favonious' bladework? *chuckles* Alright then, I'll teach you...

Oh yes, I'll teach you alright."

MA'AM I AM SCREAMING RIGHT NOW

MA'AM

MA'AM

EULA???????????????

Aahdkfkglldkakakkkakskskkekkdkf why does she have to be so ho mttttnmama

[sandoriyon-p]

My eyes flicker back and forth between his delectable lips and scorching gaze. It takes a moment for me to respond, love and lust making my heart race. When I move its swift, a hand sliding into his thick hair as i stretch up and pull him into a firm but chaste kiss. I have to press another one quickly to his lips before grinning. "Take me home and let's find out.../Daddy/." The last word is stage whispered into his ear.

Carlos doesn’t stop looking at you, not even when your eyes move between his eyes and lips. He lets you do it, knowing that he has your attention no matter what anyway. He knows that as well when you pull him into a kiss - he returns it with his own firmness, but with no chaste. There is no place for it. 

Your grin makes him grin too, but his one is different, more sinful. Your quiet tone makes his whole body shudder - he knows you can notice it so he quickly makes your attention shift to a kiss he places on your neck, “You don’t even know how much you’re going to regret that later, sweetheart.” His voice is quiet as he continues to take care of your neck.

[im-always-a-slut-for-ereri]

I have new Eren abs for my icon 

[apinchofsanity]

Bread slice: *normal slice shape*

My brain: ew

Bread slice: "flattened so much that it's legally and mathematically classified as a 2D shape*

My brain: Finally. Some good fucking food.

[stevecock]

i love 13 going on 30