#mmsf1

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Some days, Cepheus decides to brood with Bass, and Alice, Train, and Break go out to enjoy themselves (though with Break being the sneaky trickster he is, he must be watched).

Break tries to sneak away from Alice and Train to get some gossip. He tries as hard as he feels like trying at the time.

Essentially, to me it feels as though Break trying to get gossip about the love lives of anyone he even remotely cares about is absolutely something he'd do GVHGNVNVHVV!!

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Finally, Cepheus' Pokemon Party!

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Joltik is mainly Pat's partner, and Shinx is mainly Rey's partner.

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'SO, HOW DOES EVERYONE FEEL ABOUT HUMANITY-' 'NEUTRAL-' 'NEUTRAL-' 'UNDECIDED-' '99% LIQUID HATE.'

The last person of course is Rey. 99% is kind of a tip off that he likes the rest of the group JGJVKJVNBV!!

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'BE GAY, DO CRIMES-' 'WE ALREADY DO CRIMES-' 'LET'S MAKE A SONG OF IT-' '... OK.'

'BE GAY, DO CRIMES-' 'YES, LET'S-' 'LIKE STEALING GOLD-' 'YES-' 'PEOPLE-' 'DEPENDS ON THE PEOPLE-' 'LIKE WHETHER WE WANT THEM DEAD IN A DITCH?' 'IT'S SAD THAT I CAN'T DISPUTE THAT -' 'AND LET'S NOT FORGET CATS-' '*Meow*'

'BE GAY DO CRIMES' 'BITCH IN SOME PLACES BEING GAY ITSELF IS A CRIME' '....FAIR ENOUGH'

'BUT LISTEN, YOU KNOW THOSE COMPUTER SKILLS YOU GOT-' 'YEA-' 'WELL IF ANYONE'S GOT A PROBLEM WITH YOU, YOU CAN JUST HACK'EM-' 'YEA-' 'I'M TALKIN' FORCED SHUTDOWNS, BLUE SCREENS, BLACKOUTS, THE WORKS-'

'BE GAY, DO CRIMES-' 'YOU'LL BE SO FREE AND HAPPY AND UNTOUCHABLE IF YOU JUST LET GO-' 'AND SHAKE OFF THE NOOSE ALL THOSE HOMOPHOBES AND ABUSERS-' 'SEEM TO HAVE AROUND YOUR NECK!'

'AND GO GET THAT GUY YOU LIKE-' 'AND SPREAD THAT JOY-' 'THAT WAY YOU'LL BOTH GET YOUR HAPPILY EVER AFTER!'

Just so you all know, this song is Rey encouraging Sean in his own Rey way NGHGJVNBBFVF!!

Edit: Also, @a-happy-crusteacean came up with a few of the lines. Look at the third 'BE GAY DO CRIMES' for her part.

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@charoitestarz and I decided that if these 4 met and became friends, they'd do mock-therapy, both to mock any "therapists" they may've met in their lives, and because it might actually help. Also, an anonymous source contributed to a few of these quotes. This will be funny to some, therapeutic to some, probably triggering to others, and to others still probably a combination of the three. 'Therapy Dialogue' is right below:

'I'm sad' 'GO OUTSIDE. GO DRINK WATER. PET A DOG. YOU DESERVE IT.'

'I'M SAD. THE WORLD IS SO COLD. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO-' 'GET SOME F R I E N D S AND BE HAPPY. ENJOY LIFE TOO'

'EVERYONE I KNOW IS OUT TO KILL ME.' 'WE'RE NOT.'

'THERE'S THIS GUY I LIKE BUT REY THINKS HE'S GARBAGE LIKE HE DOES EVERYONE ELSE-' 'SCREW HIM. GET THE GUY. GO FORTH AND SPREAD YOUR WINGS MY LITTLE ROBIN-'

'PAT WANTS THIS GUY BUT LIKE. HE SUCKS. I DON'T LIKE THE GUY. I DON'T LIKE ANYONE ELSE BUT THAT'S IRRELEVENT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT WHAT' 'FIND A STRAY CAT. THEY'RE CUTE, THEY'RE NOT HUMAN, AND YOU CAN PROBABLY RELATE TO STRAYS.'

'PEOPLE BULLIED AND SHUNNED ME BECAUSE I'M AN ORPHAN-' 'JOIN THE CLUB.'

'I HAVE SO MUCH BLOOD ON MY HANDS -'  'JOIN THE CLUB.'

'REY WANTS TO KILL PEOPLE HELP-' 'FIGHT HIM BACK'

'THESE PEOPLE WANT TO HURT PAT-' 'HIM OR YOU?'

'THE CAT THINKS THIS GUY'S A THREAT-' 'LET'S HEAR HIM OUT FIRST. AND DON'T KILL HIM.' 'LET'S HEAR THE CAT OUT!'

'THE WORLD HATES ME-' 'WE DON'T'.

'I FOUND THIS GUY WHO MADE ME CRY BY SAYING HE'D BE MY FRIEND, HELP-' 'You had other "friends", right? And you have us! So... talk to him. y'know... Just.. talk to him. Should be fine!'

'DO I BELONG ANYWHERE-' '*hugs* This answer your question?'

'DID WE JUST SEE SATAN-' 'YES AND KIN.'

'Can you let go of me-' 'No.'

'OK.' 'CONFESS.'

'THERE'S THIS OLD MAN WHO SAYS HE CAN HELP US GET BACK AT SOCIETY-' 'KILL HIM. WE'VE ALL HAD ENOUGH OF THAT TO LAST US THE REST OF OUR LIVES.'

'I'M BACK, AND I BROUGHT A NEW FRIEND-' 'DO ANYTHING TO HURT HIM, AND I HURT YOU!'

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mmsf1's Finale.

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This two-headed electric alien, aptly called Gemini, is said right-hand man, and is basically Pure Evil.

Basically, u could say the constant attempts on Cepheus' life left him completely unprepared for the worst traitor of all; his closest and most powerful subject! Poor guy's got so much blood on his hands as a result of Gemini and I'd guess at least some of those assassination attempts that it's honestly scary to contemplate!

And yet Geo, despite pretty much having every reason not to, SAVED his life! AND he forgave him! THAT is how they became friends! And Geo's Cepheus' first real friend EVER!

The forgiveness IS explainable to an extent, though. No serious damage to Earth once the plan's stopped, and the poor guy's just a lonely, paranoid mess who wants friends in the end. Still, the King himself was SHOCKED!