Nov 28, 2019
I just want to say from the bottom of my heart... I didn't sign up for this shit.
Master Attendant, after becoming a Master Attendant
seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Nicaragua
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from Yemen
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Pakistan
seen from South Korea
seen from India
seen from Germany
seen from Tunisia
I just want to say from the bottom of my heart... I didn't sign up for this shit.
Master Attendant, after becoming a Master Attendant
[working at the popcorn stand]
Master Attendant: Do you want it sweet or salty?
Customer: I want it like my girlfriend~!
Master Attendant: We don't sell ugly popcorn.
Popcorn [in the distance]: Damn right!
Master Attendant: You’re impossibly fast and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice-cold. Your hair is pure white and you have two gigantic claws floating after you. I know what you are.
Boston Lobster: Say it–out loud. Say it.
Master Attendant: A Fallen Angel!
Boston Lobster: NO–
Aizen: You must either be brave or stupid to challenge me~
Bamboo Rice: I'm neither of those people. I'm Bamboo Rice!
Master Attendant: We don't steal because we're honest and hardworking people.
Ichi: And because we don't know how.
Tangyuan: I have a question.
Mapo Tofu: Yes, of course, you can always ask me anything, Tangyuan!
Tangyuan: What's a "dom"?
Mapo Tofu: BUDDHA, TANGYUAN HAS A QUESTION
Pretzel: Why are you shirtless?
Bloody Mary: [posing seductively on the altar] Why do you think~?
Pretzel: ... Because you're poor?
Red Wine: You know, I touch myself when I think of you, Steak.
Red Wine: More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache.