Happy Halloween, dear readers! Me and Stanley were just playing a new game, something we like to call Easter-Egg-Hunting-But-Instead-It's-Just-Candy-and-Actually-in-October! Or at least I like to call it that. Quite riveting title, don't you think?
I've hidden goodies all over the office building-- under chairs, behind stairwells, at the bottom of the Mind Control Facility, the love boat room, even under the watchful eye of a low-polygonal rat. Erm, don't tell Stanley about the rat, though. They're dreadfully fearful of rodents.
In keeping with the spirit of the season, all the walls are orange and pink, and the music has a delightfully spooky tone to it. I've been learning the theremin, which has provided endless hours of fun.
Stanley wanted me to tell you that he wishes to speak with you soon! Though he's so extremely busy with his Easter-Egg-Hunting-But-Instead-It's-Just-Candy-and-Actually-in-October hunting that I doubt he'll have the energy or time anytime soon. Why don't you send him or me little trick or treats in the meantime? Heaven knows the more the merrier. Toodle-pip!
The Narrator
