#mod fs

[sburbglitchfaqblog]

hi my godteir bed has heart AND light symbols..

couple possible things this could be, im gonna need a liiiiittle more info than this.

things ive seen cause that before:

systems occasionally will have dual aspects for whoever the primary two alters are. never more than two, idk why. not a glitch though, this seems to be a feature.

you and another player were in too close proximity to each other when you entered the medium (and this distance is farther than youd think) and it merged your lands and you now have a dual quest bed. shouldnt be game-breaking, but a lot of things meant to be for one or the other of you will combine, and some dialogue may break. you also may encounter cities or ruins spliced in half by like mountains and stuff. your denizens might...well, thats more info than you needed. if this is you ill elaborate. glitch.

youre a mist player and your land is fucking with you. feature. or glitch. i dont know its mist.

either way, goodluck. this is going to be an interesting session for you.

-mod fs

[sburbglitchfaqblog]

I clipped through a wall on my land and wound up in this backrooms place that's all green. Should I be concerned? Is this a place to be avoided?

technically no. what youve found is actually a pretty neat way to get from one place to another across your session--and i do mean across your session. walk in on your world, go one room over and step out there, and you might just get spit out on one of your co-players worlds. its consistent across your session, so you can really efficiently game the system if you can map it out. also if you can figure out how to replicate your little noclip trick. theres rumors about that place being haunted, but also like when isnt there haunted video game rumors. ive never seen any evidence to back that up.

godspeed either way dude.

-fs

[sburbglitchfaqblog]

Excusez-moi, but... will the FAQ will it be completed in the remaining chapters? I still need help in minor questions...

maybe. we didn't write it so like...who knows lol. we just like yapping to whoeverll listen about the nonsense weve done in our sessions.

-fs

[sburbglitchfaqblog]

Please help, I'm in a session with a Knight of Space, Seer of Time, Bard of Hope, Mage of Void, and Witch of Mind. When i wasnt looking, The Knight seems to have duplicated themself while God-tiering (with a self-prototyped sprite)? (I'm not sure but i feel like The Seer is involved too) Is something bad going to happen because of this?

space players are weird and self-prototyping is weirder. usually, self-prototyped sprites dont cause any negative impact, aside from their penchant for self-loathing (although that may just be the ones ive met). but theres this weird feature with self-prototyped sprites where they can god tier and become human(ish) again, meant to be a failsafe incase some bullshit happens to whoever the actual alpha timeline player was. so you dont end up with a crucial player (like space or time) missing.

now, heres where the glitch comes in.

what you discovered is a very specific problem that only space and mist can encounter, but for different reasons. mists seems obvious--weird bullshit with the system recognizing them and the sprite as both them and not them, gets confused, spits out two god-tiered versions of your player. you can actually get up to 4 if you have a player with the double-dreamself bug. note that this does not happen to players of other classes with the double-dreamself bug, just mist. weirdos.

for space, its a weird error where if the self-prototyped space player's sprite is on the slab with them at the moment they ascend, the game gets spatially confused in the moment where the player isnt controlling space. it doesnt know where to put the dreamself into, and...bam. two very alive space players.

sburb has a way of working out the timeline, kinda like a dog shaking fleas off. one of your knights is going to die or the timeline will be doomed. you cant have your knight and eat them too.

-fs

[sburbglitchfaqblog]

Uh, first-timer Knight of Space and our game got so glitched that Jack Noir is my dreamself and vice versa. I just figured this out by talking to a friend (Maid of Light) who researched SBURB before playing when I told her about my odd dreams. When I’m dreaming as Noir, I can influence him to varying degrees and collect information from the dream, and I’m pretty sure he can to when he sleeps. I also have a Heir of Time and a Rouge of Hope in my session as well.

What do I do? And are there any explanations for this or am I a shitty guinea pig for this one specific bug?

shitty guinea pig, sorry pal. if your maid doesnt have any insight, talk to your rogue of hope. they can do a lot of weird stuff, they might be able to just...hope it into fixing itself. or in this case i guess steal the problem from you? rogue and thief work a little wonky, but hope can do just about anything.

that bein said, this is a pretty sick advantage. knowing what jack noir is up to and being able to influence him is a good thing--although you might want to find your actual dreamself and trap it somewhere so he cant fuck with You. only real potential issue i can see comes in with death/godtiering since that requires a dreamself, but thats not my area of expertise so ill tap out to em for that one.

-fs

[sburbglitchfaqblog]

So. Um. On a scale of 1 to 10, how often do players lose the game/die/get doomed because doppelgangers/clones/etc? Trying to figure out if I should fix that bug or not...

you gotta be a little more specific here. is it dopplegangers or clones? is it the result of a mist player or did they just appear spontaneously? did you find the earthsea borealis for the first time and get confused? theres a lot of potential answers here depending on specifically where they came from and what actually they are.

most of the time, though, whats gonna kill you isnt the doubles themselves, its the glitches that happen as a result of multiple of the same player running around. take that as you will.

-fs

[sburbglitchfaqblog]

Hey I was wondering what is the average time people start getting their copy of sburb at

it varies to be honest. my first session i was, uh fuck i was maybe 13 or 14 when i got my copy? of course its different for every person and every session but its going to be before you turn 18 of course. everyone gets put back to kids before they play again though, everyone knows that but first-timers who think once they finish the game something actually happens and they get to stop playing.sorry kid, you dont get to stop. sburb wont let you go that easily. if youre meant to play you will though, one way or another.also, shipping rates are a thing unless youre pirating it, so.-fs

[sburbglitchfaqblog]

Ok if people are playing sburb then why has the world not died to meteor apocalypse yet

welp buddy ive got some news for you.if youre gettin this blog on your earth and havent seen any meteors yet?theyre gonna start soon. youre on an earth slated to play the game soon, good fuckin luck bud. were here for advice when yallre in your session and panicking because “o shit i didnt realize we were actually gonna play” because haha you are.-fs