Alexander Hamilton
Senior, 12th grade
Treasurer of the student council
Columnist in the town paper
Slut
Wants to suck a ghost’s dick
Brings vodka in a water bottle to school
Claims smoking weed is bad, smokes instead
Knows something’s up with the town.
Constantly kicked out of the diner
Moved into town in 10th grade.
Has no concept of hair maintenance
John Laurens
Senior, 12th grade
Son of the town mayor, Henry Laurens
Football team captain
Wannabe-Activist
smokes in the school bathroom
Will fight you in the diner parking lot at 3 A.M.
Doesn’t believe that the town’s cursed, he’s a skeptic.
His family says they’ve owned land in the town since the 1700’s.
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