Heyy, first I'd like to start off by thanking you so much for running this amazing blog and keeping us Seijoh weebs fluffy and happy and stuffed with your wonderful headcanons! ^_^ Moving on, if it hasn't been done before, and if you're in the fandom, may I request Harry Potter AU headcanons please? I'm fine with anything since they're yours after all! but may I specifically request house and patronus headcanons please? I hope it isn't too much trouble! Thank you so much and bless your soul! ^3^
Thank you so much, and sorry this took solong!! In my mind I can easily sort most other teams, but Aoba Johsai always gaveme trouble when I tried to think about what houses they’d be in!!
To help in my sorting, I also took the Pottermore sorting quiz for each character (answering as I thoughtthey would) too, and I’ll include that in my answers. In most cases, I took thequiz after formulating my own opinions. (Note that the percentages don’t add upto 100% because houses have overlap) (I took the quiz here for those interested)
Unfortunately, I have noidea how to approach the question of patronus, so I added things like quidditchpositions and best classes to pad out my answer!! Please enjoy!
Pottermore Results: 70% Ravenclaw, 62% Gryffindor, 62%Slytherin, 48% Hufflepuff (as expected, Oikawa is a complicated character)
he’s a Slytherin ok, butit probably took the sorting hat a long time to sort him
neighbours with theIwaizumi family (who are wizardingfolk) and his mother always thought that Tooru turning out a wizard was thefault of that Hajime boy next door
pretty popular with thegeneral student body, but not especially attached to his house identity, as amuggle-born he isn’t very well accepted (which in turn gets him even moresympathy outside of the house)
best classes: Charms andPotions
often found: on thequidditch pitch (overworking himself) or in the Hufflepuff common room
I wish I could putIwa-chan in the same house as Oikawa but unless he can bully the sorting hatinto putting him in Slytherin, I don’t think they’d be in the same house ):
Gryffindor or Hufflepuff…I’m really conflicted about this, so for once I’mgoing to defer to the Pottermore test to make the decision
Pottermore Results: 81% Hufflepuff, 77% Gryffindor, 31%Slytherin, 15% Ravenclaw
proudly came and toldhis mum that Tooru’s a wizard too! when he found out Tooru could do the samethings with magic when they were kids, and his mum tried to hush him until sherealized that Tooru is in fact a wizard, like Hajime said
HufflepuffBeater (partnered with Matsun ofc)
bestclasses: Defence Against the Dark Arts and Care of Magical Creatures
oftenfound: wherever Oikawa is, or up a tree in one of the courtyards (probably withOikawa)
I honestly am not sureabout Makki, since he’s not an especially fleshed out character, but Slytherin or Ravenclaw seem the bestbet, leaning more towards Slytherin
Pottermore Results: 86% Slytherin (86%!!??), 48% Ravenclaw, 41%Hufflepuff, 31% Gryffindor
from a fairly well-respectedbut very modern and non-traditional wizarding family, new money, very hip withthe muggles
Slytherin Beater(rivalry with Iwaizumi)
best classes: DefenceAgainst the Dark Arts
often seen: around theastronomy tower, canoodling in some corner of the library
Matsun is even more of amystery to me sometimes, but I’d say Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff, leaning moretowards Hufflepuff because I lovethat Slytherin/Hufflepuff dynamic the third years have got going on
Pottermore Results: 82% Hufflepuff, 42% Gryffindor, 27%Slytherin, 9% Ravenclaw
wizard father, mugglemother
raised by his motherwith relatively little exposure to the wizarding world, although she is fullysupportive of it when he gets his letter
both his little sistersgo to Hogwarts eventually too
Hufflepuff Beater(partnered with Iwa-chan, thinks Makki should just calm down)
best classes: Care ofMagical Creatures, Astronomy
often seen: lounging onthe grass somewhere about on the grounds, hiding from professors who might askhim about overdue assignments
if Pottermore doesn’tgive him Gryffindor, my faith in JKR will be completely gone
Pottermore Results: awhopping 91% Gryffindor, 46%Slytherin, 40% Hufflepuff, 24% Ravenclaw
not from a long heritageof wizards, his mother was muggle-born, so Kyoutani had exposure to both worldsgrowing up
Gryffindor Beater(thinks he’s Iwaizumi’s ultimate rival)
best classes: MuggleStudies, Herbology (he’d be better at Defence Against the Dark Arts if hewasn’t so confrontational and hot-headed about it)
often seen: skulkingaround on the grounds being antisocial, practicing on the quidditch pitch beingantisocial, in detention
he has some Slytherin inhim too, as Oikawa’s successor, but Yahaba is definitely a Ravenclaw
Pottermore Results: 86% Ravenclaw, 53% Slytherin, 50%Hufflepuff, 21% Gryffindor
his mother doesn’treally like it when he talks about magic, so he avoids bringing it up aroundher, and avoids talking about his family at all when at school
best classes: Herbology,Potions, Transfiguration, History of Magic, and Muggle Studies
often seen: in thegreenhouses or by the lake, doing extra coursework and generally being ateacher’s pet
Pottermore Results: 80% Hufflepuff, 41% Gryffindor, 32%Ravenclaw, 8% Slytherin
wizard mother, mugglefather
both very supportive,raised with minimal magic (in case he wasn’t magical) but his mother is usingmore magic around the house now and teaching him lots of helpful littlehousehold spells
Hufflepuff Keeper (oftenunderestimated because he’s small)
best classes: MuggleStudies, Care of Magical Creatures
often seen: challengingpeople to friendly games of wizard’s chess and other board games in the mainhall
Pottermore Results: 80% Gryffindor, 72% Hufflepuff, 52%Ravenclaw, 36% Slytherin
wizard father, mugglemother
raised by his father,absolutely no idea about muggle things or how to use them, is sure half thethings in Muggle Studies are made up
best classes:Transfigurations, Herbology
often seen: lurkingaround the quidditch pitch looking for an upperclassman to practice with
(I mean just look atwhat he did to Kageyama)
Pottermore Result: 77% Slytherin, 50% Ravenclaw, 43%Gryffindor, 36% Hufflepuff
old-fashioned,distinguished wizarding family, not especially wealthy but likes to hold up theillusion that they still are
Kunimi knows aboutmuggle things mostly because his parents disapprove and he’s a little rebel
Slytherin Chaser (mightas well be a beater for how often he wrecks people)
best classes: Astronomy,Charms, Potions, and Divination (or as Kunimi calls it, bullshitting class)
often seen: he’s not –he’s like a ghost or something, people only ever see him in class or indetention, never around campus