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Krolock: I hate when people ask me what sign I am. Like bitch I'm a sign from God. Start running.

Krolock: My body is a temple.

Krolock: Ancient. Cursed. Crumbling. Probably filled with something evil.

Krolock: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Alfred: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

Herbert: Can I tell him he looks nice?

Krolock: Sure.

Herbert: Can I tell him I respect him?

Krolock: Maybe, if he asks.

Herbert: Should I show him the oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs?

Krolock: ...

Krolock: I'd save that for later.

Professor: Are you having another depressive episode?

Alfred: A depressive episode?

Alfred: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

Alfred: Look, at this point in my life, I'm not looking for a potential suitor

Herbert: I understand

Alfred: You do?

Herbert: Yes. It would be weird for you to look for a potential suitor when you have me

Herbert: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

Krolock: God is no longer with us, I'll take over.

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