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[iamvegorott]

Ink Month 2023 Day 23

Hypnosis

Noir knew he was in too deep, but his pride prevented him from giving in. He had him. He had the proof, the evidence, the story. All he needed was the man. Noir could hear the scolding he would receive from the others as he stopped at the end of the closed alleyway, having set up a meeting with his suspect. It was only going to be the two of them. He could handle that on his own just fine. He had his gun and his wits. He’d get him and have bragging rights for weeks. 

“Hello, detective~” Noir heard the voice he was waiting for, practically purring at him. He turned and felt his confidence shake at seeing four men instead of the one he expected. 

“You didn’t want to face me on your own? Had to bring extra muscle 'cause you can’t handle yourself?” Noir prodded at the suspect’s pride, hand going behind himself and grabbing the handle of his gun.

“I’m not stupid.” The man crossed his arms. 

Noir knew that the man’s name was Issac. He also knew his endless lists of crimes, terrible, awful things he’s done to people for money…and because he can. He rarely killed people. He usually liked to leave his victims alive so he could watch them suffer. Watch how he ruined their lives and place bets on how he could make things worse. But he still had several murders under his belt when he didn’t get his way.

“You might not be, but apparently, you’re a coward.” Noir pulled his gun out when the three nameless men rushed at him.

His hand got knocked up, making him fire into the air, and a punch on his upper arm from another man made the gun fly across the alleyway. Noir tried to swing a punch, but two of the men grabbed his arms and held them back. Not giving up, he stomped his heel down on one of their feet, freeing his arm to grab the other and yank him down into his lifted knee. Noir couldn’t do anything else before he had two men on him again. This time, they pushed him to the ground and held his arms, each with a foot on his back. He bit his lip to prevent himself from crying out in pain. The angles they had his arms at caused a sharp burning ache in his shoulders. 

“It’s cute that you think you’re tougher than you are,” Issac said as he crouched beside Noir. “But everyone has their limits.” He nodded at one of the men, who took the cue to worsen the angle of Noir’s arm. Noir tried to hold back, but the pain took over and caused him to cry out. “A little birdy told me you have someone waiting for you at home. Our loner detective got himself some ass and kept it? I wonder how they’d feel if we shipped them your body piece by piece.” 

“Hey! Fuck off out of-” The remaining man started shouting but got cut off by a gunshot and his body fell limp. 

“Do you have any idea what you’re doing!?” Issac shouted down the alleyway, seeing a man walking over with Noir’s gun in his hand.

“I should be asking you the same thing.” Noir recognized the voice right away. 

“Get out of here before it’s too late for you,” Issac warned, pulling out his own gun. 

“I wonder how they’d feel if we shipped them your body piece by piece.” The man echoed, removing his sunglasses and showing that his eyes were now purple and had a strange swirl.”I’d be pretty damned pissed.” 

“Oh, I see. Trying to come save your little boyfriend?” Issac said in a mocking tone. He then turned when he heard humming behind him. “What are you two doing!?” Issac demanded when his workers released Noir and started walking toward him and the man. They were both humming a tune Issac didn’t know. “What?” He went to one of them and saw the purple in their eyes. “Are you doing this?” Issac faced the man and quickly stepped aside when said man raised the gun. In two quick pulls of the trigger, the hypnotized men were on the ground with bullet holes in their heads. 

“Should have just stayed home, Issac.” The man strolled over. “Should have left what is mine alone.” Issac found himself face-to-face with the man, the purple swirls beginning to dig into his brain. A thick fog began clouding his thoughts, catching the air in his throat, and his body worked against him as the man pressed the barrel of the gun to his forehead. 

“I need him alive, Murdock,” Noir said. The man clicked his tongue in disappointment. 

“You got lucky,” Murdock said to Issac before cocking the gun back and bashing the handle against the side of his head, knocking Issac out cold. “Are you okay?” Murdock stepped over Issac’s body and went to Noir, helping him to his feet. 

“Sore shoulders, but I’ve had worse.” Noir rubbed one of his shoulders as he spoke. 

“I told you not to contact him.” Murdock scolded as he returned Noir’s gun to his holster. 

“I know, I know.” Noir rolled his eyes with a smile.

“Then why did you do it?” Murdock’s eyes had returned to their natural brown when he looked at Noir. 

“I had a point to prove.” Noir grinned. 

“Your point should be retirement.” Murdock’s comment was one Noir knew came from a place of concern.

“I’m not that old.”

“I can take care of you.”

“Nope~” Noir popped the p. 

“Noir, I-”  Murdock got stopped by hands on his face. 

“I am fine. I need to call this in, and then I’ll come home for some cocoa and cuddles.” Noir kissed Murdock and smiled when he felt the other man relax. 

“Fine. But you’re coming home early.” 

“I’ll try-”

“No. You are. That’s an order.” Murdock made a face when Noir chuckled at him. 

“Yes, sir~” Noir half-sang before kissing Murdock again. 

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@weirdmixofweirdness

[thepigeongazette]

Foiled by wholesome family graphics yet again!

[iamfruitie]

Yes, Murdock is a brat to Noir.

why?

I honestly don't know but the guy has the vibe

He just screams brat without having to say anything XD

[mikiruma]

[iamvegorott]

How all the couples celebrate Valentine's

Danti

They're the kind of couple that get each other flowers

Dark gives Anti a bouquet of purple chrysanthemums and a box of chocolate peanut butter cups. He also uses his inner Damien to make a nice dinner.

Anti gives Dark red & blue roses and a double chocolate cupcake.

The twins also take turns giving their fathers valentines

Nyx gives sour patch kids

Eos gives Russel Stovers (Nyx jokingly calls her a basic bitch)

Marvin & Chase

Marvin & Chase don't really do flowers, since Chase is allergic

With magic, Marvin makes Chase a chocolate rose that looks like an actual rose

Chase gets Marvin a stuffed animal of a black cat & some cool new tarot cards

Dapperstache

Jameson gets Wilford a bouquet of Wild Williams (per Dark's recommendation) & a box of peppermint chocolates

Wilford gets Jameson creme-filled caramels

Madmare

Neither are the best at gift-giving, but they try their best

Neither of them are really into flowers either

Can't really keep it secret, since Mad's an empath

Mare gets mad a giant pack of Diet Coke

Mad gets Mare giant stuffed animal (it has become a yearly joke gift)

Blank gets a fidget toy from both of them

Gin, Gunther, & Peevils

Gin teaches Peevils about the yearly earth custom of Valentine's Day & she loves it right away

Gin gives his partners, you guessed it, ro-ses!

He gives Gunther red ones & Peevils pink ones

Peevils is amazed that flowers can be so many different colors & types

Gunther gives them both hot cocoa bombs, because...you know...bombs

Peevils gives Gin a heart kaleidoscope, since she knows how much he loves looking at "pretty colors"

Peevils gives Gunther chocolate in the shape of a gun

Jamie gets honey buns, of course

Sammy (Gin & Gunther's kid) gets light up headphones

Gin misses giving gifts to his captain friend

Though they were AroAce, they always enjoyed whatever he gave them

Actor & Mike

Actor is a romantic

Actor gives Mike forget-me-nots & makes him a dinner of his favorite pasta (broccoli alfredo with bowtie noodles)

Mike makes Actor a red-velvet cupcake with cream cheese icing & red roses, of course

Aurora gets creme filled donuts

Noist

It's Night's first Valentine's with someone he actually loves/wasn't forced to marry

Night gives the Host an audiobook of the Edgar Allen Poe story collection

The Host gives Night red dahlias, since they symbolize elegance ("not that Night would need more to inflate his ego" the Host narrates)

Conny & Eclipse get to make a special star & name it

Murdoir

Noir gets Murdock a Plague Doctor plushie & a knife with their names engraved on it

Murdock isn't the sentimental type, so he's bad at thinking of gifts

Murdock gets Noir a big bottle of his favorite whiskey

Lydia surprises them with their own candlelit dinner by the lake

Murdock assures Lydia that he owes her a kill for this

Asher gets chocolate cherries, since they're their favorite

Wren gets a signed copy of Good Omens (it's one of his favorite shows)

Ballu

They also had to be taught about this earth holiday

Bandit gets Allu a plague nurse plushie & hamster earrings (totally legally, she definitely didn't steal them *wink* *wink*)

Allu gets Bandit one of those balance balls, since she always plays with the one on their desk, as well as some Black Pansies, since they remind Allu of her

Ray gets his first pair of headphones & loves them instantly

Portview

Crystal & Helena always gave each other flowers with specific meaning

For their first Valentine's back together, Crystal gives Helena a bouquet of Amaranthus (for never fading feelings) & baby's breath (for everlasting love)

Helena gives Crystal white roses (meaning love forever)

Crystal gives Dark a cactus (meaning maternal love)

Crystal gives Gin Dark Center Poppies (meaning beauty, magic, & eternal life)

Crystal influences Helena to also get a cactus for Actor, rather than her usual passive-agressive roses

Yanois

Illinois gets Yancy tickets to his favorite musical

Yancy gets Illinois caramel filled chocolates & carnations

Chicago gets patches to add to her jacket

Ms. Whitacre, as usual, makes everyone cookies.

OH THESE ARE ALL SO ADORABLE!!! <3 <3 <3

[iamfruitie]

Tumblr kept crashing but came up for something for Moider.

Noir was expecting some potion to help him ease from the sudden change in environment. He mixes it in with his whiskey while Murdock is at his desk, fidgeting with paper clips. He is close to Noir, but he’s turned away in a spinning chair, so all Murdock hears Noir groan and feels something pressing down on his shoulders.

Murdock, not knowing that tentacles just emerged from his boyfriend, is like, “Noir, I thought you wanted to do paperwork, not f- OH.” Cue Murdock seeing a tentacle enter his line of sight. Noir is more or less freaked, not noticing as Murdock is just fascinated by them.

As Noir is rambling about how his life is ruined or something like that, Murdock starts touching them and stroking them, earning a moan from Noir. They make eye contact before Murdock is like, “We can make the most of this in bed, you know.”

Cue them getting in bed as they start to take each other’s clothes off, and with that, Murdock finds out he’s bondage because Noir’s tentacles keep him tied to the bed as some slip into him. He’s just wrecked and amazed that a simple mistake caused this. Maybe if he can get Noir to agree, they can get more of the potion from Marvin.

Noir: Oh God! These things are going to make everything impossible!

Murdock: They make me impossibly hard

Noir: What?

Murdock: Hear me out~

[iamfruitie]

Murdock absolutely got turned and his claiming mark within the first 24 hours after being turned. He’s a whining and droopy mess for Noir, and Noir doesn’t know what to do for him until he’s pulled onto the bed.

Noir: Something's wrong, you're all warm and red and stammering and-

Murdock: *yanks Noir down into a kiss* Fuck me

Noir: Oh! You're horny!

[iamfruitie]

I feel like Murdock after he’s turned, no one has seen him nor Noir in weeks. Dark is the only one who knows Murdock was turned, but the others have no idea what happened. After Murdock’s horniness goes down and he sleeps, Noir leaves their room. Anti spots him, but after seeing both biting marks and interesting marks on his neck, he knows what happened.

Anti would just go back to the others and yells "They were fuckin!" and forgets to mention that Murdock was turned XD