Erik be like
Erik: Does heron like boys
Theo: ....do you?
Erik: I pretty much like everyone
Theo: ....what does that mean you like everyone in this whole damn world. Even King Etristo that’s kinda weird but you do you
Erik: That’s not what I meant
Theo: Alright so you like your mother, your father and your brother as well as everyone in this world wow. Ooooh do you like Cress and Art wait Blaise too.OMG. Do you like Dragonsbane!? Because that to would be weird.
Erik: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
*facepalms in exasperation
*theo laughing hysterically
*heron sneaking from around the corner
Heron: Hey Erik. I like you
*erik holds out molo varu
Erik: Here’s my number
















