Make it awkward as heck. *shoves Lance your way*
GET A SMOOCH 2/3
There were three things that Keith was absolutely certain of in this moment.
1. Being cooped up in a space castle all the time kind of sucked 2. Seeing the same group of people constantly in that space didn’t help 3. He was probably LOSING HIS DAMNED MIND.
The red paladin hadn’t even a clue how things escalated to this moment. Some words were said and taunts were exchanged and that was normal between he and Lance. Them being a bit antagonistic was expected, as well as goading each other into stupid little competitions.
For all intents and purposes everything should’ve been normal, right?
WRONG.
Lance just kept talking and teasing and usually Keith could deal with it but as indigo hues flit quickly between that constantly moving mouth and piercing blue eyes he was faced with a decision. A thought crossing his head that might get the blue paladin to shut up for once in his life and then maybe Keith could win this argument- whatever it was about he couldn’t even keep track anymore but still, it was the principle that mattered here.
One second there was the usual babbling but in the next he’d reached out and grabbed Lance’s face and smashed their lips together because for some reason THAT MADE SENSE and maybe it wasn’t even the most horrible thing in the universe for him to do but as soon as it happened he’d pulled back and stared wide-eyed with a bright blush staining his cheeks because: seriously Keith, WHAT THE QUIZNAK?
If Lance had words to say after that Keith didn’t hear them because he was up on his feet and sprinting out of the room as fast as his legs could carry him until he knew he was far enough away to collapse against the wall and attempt to breathe again. Suddenly those three things he thought he knew were very different than before.
1. Being cooped up in a space castle all the time still kind of sucked 2. Lance’s mouth wasn’t so bad when it was pressed against his 3. He wanted alien debris to puncture this part of the ship and SPIT HIM INTO SPACE.














