An actual conversation I just had with myself:
What day is today?
Thursday.
No I can't Thursday today.
It has to be something else.
I can't Thursday today.
It's just not done.
Why couldn't it be monday.
Monay is good.
Monday is safe.
Why Thursday.
I then proceed to get that feeling where if you don't do something soon you will either enter full blown crying or mental breakdown.







