Hey Jacoby, big fan! I was wondering whether there are perks you get from becoming a kitten?.... I'm asking for a friend...
T̴h͏e̶ ͜perk҉s̡ a̢r̶e hávin͢g̷ m̕e a̕s̶ ͡yoùrs ma͜ster. I ͢o̡wn̛ ̧yo̴u a̛n̨d ͜th̢ere͠fo͜re y̷o͞u͠ a̴r̶e ̛mine, my to͟y̕ to ́do a̕s ̴I ̛p̢le͡ase̸ w͝i̶th̴. I͝f̢ so̶meone t́ouche̴s ̀w̴h̀a͠t is̶ mi̛nȩ,͏ I̸ ̢wi̡l͠l ̀b̀re͜ąk͢ ̨t͏ḩem҉. ̡̨<͜b>Fo͟r ͢th͡o̵s̨e̡ of my ҉kítten̡s̷ ̕w̶h̢o̴ im̧p̢r̵ess̢ ͘m̛e͟ or h̷av͟e̢ b̵e͝e҉n̵ ͠ex҉trem͜ély̡ ҉lo̧ya͢l, g̛e͠t͡ to̧ ̷spe̶n͝d̕ th́e n͢ig̕ht̸ ̕wiţh ͢mę ҉a͡n͘d sha͢ll e̷x͟peri͠e̛nc̴e ́a̷ ͝diff̶erent̶ ̀k͡i̡n͠d͜ ͡of ͜p̢leasur̕e͘.͜ ͏Onl͘y̴ t͝im͟e̢ ͟will t̵ell ̴if ͜I m̧a̷rk y̸o҉u and͘ ̕k̛ȩe҉p ͠y͟ou͏ ̧for͞e͏v͟er͏.̛ ͞͝<͝b>Fo̕r͡ t̛hose w̶h̴o t̴alk ag͝ai͜n͜st ̨me or̛ ̸s͝te͞p̨ ͘ou̸t̀ ̧of̴ ̴lin͡e̷,̴ y̴ou͟ bet͢t͠ér pra͘y I ҉don̨'̀t͘ find y͘o͠u.̕ ̕