#monster fob

[fedorasquidwithglasses]

Zombie Andy: Brains...

Pete: Ah shit!

Zombie Andy: ...

Zombie Andy: *walks the other way* Braaaaains

Pete: Asshole!

[fedorasquidwithglasses]

Vampire Pete: *ugly hissing noise* *tries to bite Joe*

Andy: *hits him in the face with a broom* NO! BAD VAMPIRE!

[fedorasquidwithglasses]

Vampire Pete: *thinks* If I play it cool they'll never notice...

Vampire Pete: Hey everyone! It's me your normal everyday Pete Wentz! I'm going to go out and buy some water to drink like I normally do! It's dark? Oh I'll just bring my flashlight goodbye! *leaves*

Andy: ...

Patrick: ...

Joe: *Googles "how to tell if your friend has turned into a vampire" on his phone*