#monsterise

[hoodedmenace]

@monsterise no thanks to the Worst Adoptive Father™ ever for referring to me as a murderous pigeon

[dadgiven-a-blog]

 ❛    yes,  well,  i  can  see  this  being  a  BEAUTIFUL  partnership.  after-all,  brucie,  us  millionaires’ve  got  to  stick  TOGETHER,  eh  ?    ❜ 

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[aheroicpath]

monsterise replied to your post: .

bruce wayne is that facebook relative that comments on photos like “beautiful daughter! so proud of you! say hi to your cat for me!”

i’m of the belief that Cassandra doesn’t have any social media, but if she had an instagram it’d just be a ton of vaguely out of focus shots of stray animals in dirty streets and food. and every. single. one. has a comment by Bruce that’s like “beautiful!”  He’s the only commenter. The only follower besides Barbara. Everyone wants to know who the fuck this rando account full of rando pictures that Bruce is so obsessed with is. Eventually people start thinking it’s some pretentious underground art movement. 

[atlantisking]

@monsterise said: with great responsibility comes greater migraines

“   bruce, do I have to remind you I’m   already   leading a   WHOLE NATION?   i kind of know what that’s like.   “

[pincushicn]

me: wants more ships oliver, shoving breadsticks into his quiver: I HATE THE OCEAN

[bcywonder-a]

batman, fake batman, you’re literally killing everyone with the fish puns you need to stop

[terrifiesthem]

( @monsterise ! )

frank and bruce are basically dog barks at own reflection

more like a dog attacking its own reflection

[atlantisking]

“   bruce... it’s time to retire. you’re as old as your jokes.   “