Nov 2, 2024
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Artist @ cartumante on X
Hi there! Your spooky season stories are always so steamy and well-written and so I thought you and your followers might be interested in my monsterfucker breeding kink survey! It’s completely anonymous and only takes about 15 minutes tops. The more people who take it/reblog it, the merrier!! Only if you’re interest though; thank youuuu
Take survey
Well, fuck me sideways. I got sidetracked by life and ADHD time-traveled, and now I've completely missed one of the most applicable surveys of my recent life. Unfortunately, the survey has already closed, but I still wanted to acknowledge it for folks who may not already be familiar with @monstrousdesirestudy.
Siiiiiiiigh.
Thanks for the extremely kind compliment as well as for the invite, Ella. 💗 I wish I'd gotten the chance to take part. If you ever do any further related research in the future, please feel free to contact me about it. I'd be more than happy to participate and share!
I can’t stop cackling; I goddamn love horny statues. This dragon statue (Fuente del Dragón) is found in Soportújar, Spain. It features an erect dragon dick that spurts water. So the rumors go, if you drink from the water it contains aphrodisiac properties and enhances fertility 👀✨
If anyone knows of any other horny monster statues let me know! I love this shit, always tickles me to see
Monsterfuckers continue to be vindicated time and time again
PSYCHOSEXUAL NIGHTMARE?! PERVERTED ROMANCE?! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
Big news for smut writers who are obsessed with the heat trope
Monsterfucker Monday Poll 📊
How do you prefer your monsters?
Submissive bottom
Submissive top
Dominant Top
Power bottom
Switch/Vers
No preference
You asked for it, you’re getting it: how do people prefer their monsters? 🤔 I thought long and hard (heh) about how to phrase this because a lot of people think of topping and bottoming to be synonymous with dominance/submission. Hopefully this will get more traction than the other poll that was floating around which got ~700 responses if I remember correctly :D
Hollywood is really jumping on that monsterfucker train 🚂 so ALL ABOOAARRDD!