#mooranhamme

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Fairy: Hey Tom, could I have a small word with you?

Tom: Certainly my little willow the wisp! Curious about how to fit more Halloween into your daily life???

Fairy: Eeerrr...No. Its just that while you are doing all ‘this’ with good intent, your ‘shenanigans’ are causing some people to panic. I was just wondering if you could maybe like tone it back...20 percent.

Tom: SHENANIGANS?!?! I shall have you know that I have been bestowing a GIFT to the common public! A BLESSING! I have been nothing if not a saint on this wonderful time of the year!

Oranhamme:YA’LL ‘AVE BEEN A DAMN RIGHT PUBLIC MENACE IS WHAT YA’LL ‘AVE BEEN! With all the hooliganism goin round there ain’t been a lick o work gettin done!

Tom: Hooliganism??? Now that is just RUDE! I am so unappreciated in my time. Why I just KNOW that my efforts have been causing nothing but DELIGHT around this dull establishment I tell you.

Sugar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Oogie: Surgar! Wait! Its okay!!!

Tom: THATS THE SPIRIT!!!

Tom: Well, if phase one of my plan hasn’t gotten you boring lot to tremble with ghoulish delight then phase two surely will! TOODLES!!!

Fairy and Oranhamme: Phase...two?

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“Here is the Daily Report Sir!”

“WAIT A DANG MINUTE! IS IT ALREADY OCTOBER?!”

“Oh no....Tom.”

DID SOMEONE CAAAAAALLLL?!!

HEYA! HOWS MY FAVORITE PUMPKIN AND HALLOWEEN CANDY!? DIDYA MISS ME?!! I SURE MISSED YOU!!

IM SURE YOU COULDNT HAVE MISSED THE DATE SO I THOUGHT I WOULD POP IN AND VISIT BECAUSE-

WELL...WHY WOULDNT I? ITS HALLOWEEN AFTER ALL SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEAAAAAANS

BUT WHATS THIS? YOU TWO SEEM TO BE MISSING YOUR COSTUMES...

WELL WE CANT HAVE THAT! NOT ON THE BEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR!! BUT DONT WORRY I GOT YOU AND THE OFFICE COVERED JUST LEAVE IT TO ME!!

Oranhamme: I hate Tom.  Its not even Halloween yet. Fairy: At least the costumes aren’t as bad this year. The other employees may be in for a surprise though.

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((Been wanting to try and meet @throughfireandthreads Mothimer for so long but kept getting busy with other things. Hopefully now I can deliver on that chat I promised them so long ago!))

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>w< Omg you look like a big cheese monster lol

Oranhamme: Huh, guess I sorta do look like a big ol hunk o’ gouda.

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“WH-WHY ARE THERE SO MANY HUMANS!?” ((Sorry Im late to the party but just a fun little response to all the human magic going around the office, whats up with that. Sorry if I didnt include your humanized monster I just quickly looked around. Cameos with: @slackedvisage @oogiesgirl207 @ray-coming-at-ya and @ask-lionel-ottaviani ))

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The way Oranhamme cooks at home and the way Oranhamme cooks at his restaurant are two completely separate things. When you’re considered the equivalent of a cooking deity and you have a reputation to keep then it makes sense to wow the public with dazzling dishes that delight all the senses. Big displays and big flavors tend to be a must. That isnt the case when Oranhamme is at home. I think a lot of folks might assume that every dish Oranhamme makes is a 5 star meal. However, at home Oranhamme actually really enjoys making simple dishes and doing his own take on them. He’ll cook up macaroni, chili dogs, tacos, fried rice, and other really simple meals. He does his own spin on it and still likes to be picky about his ingredients but its not a huge display either.

Sometimes he just wants to make ice cream too.

Its not uncommon at home for Fairy and Oranhamme to be chillin on the sofa watching television while gnoshin on cheese chips.

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We know Oranhamme likes running, but now that we know he's tough cookie, does he ever spar from time to time?

Does tussling with other big bosses like a bunch of immature drunken frat boys count as sparring? Because Oranhamme does that often.We lose so much furniture when Sinclair and Jon come over for ‘meetings’

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how strong is Mr.Oranhamme?

He is...fairly strong. His desk is one solid block of hand-carved wood and he can lift it like a pillow. His strength also grows with his size so if he gets bigger he will also get stronger. Thank goodness he doesnt do that too often. The strength comes in handy though when yer haulin a big ol beastie carcass off to the butcherin slab.

Likewise he’s also sturdy and can endure many hits.

Most physical blows dealt to the hamme just kinda hit a wall of squish. Even monsters known for their strength tend to kinda struggle sinking in a shot without actually...sinking in.