Describe yourself in three characters
I was tagged by @medusinestories and I’m having a hard time with this one!
1. James “Flinty McBroodyThighs” McGraw
I’m not a ginger. I’m not in a relationship with a married couple. My moustache will never been that luxurious. So what do I have in common with Mr. SuspiciousFace up there? (Aside from his impeccably groomed eyebrows, that is?)
I’m a charismatic leader-type who is self-learned, rather shy at physical relationships, a strategic thinker and....
I WILL 1000% GO EXTRA ON YOUR ASS IF YOU HARM THE ONES I LOVE! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND BURN ALL YOU OWN TO ASH, MURDERIZE YOUR LOVED ONES IN FRONT OF YOU, ADOPT YOUR PETS, THEN PISS ON YOUR UNMARKED GRAVE! >:D
I’m also pretty dangerous when I have a goal because I tend to do whatever it takes to achieve it. :D Yay! Goals!
Oh yes, and I also like books.
2. Jillian “Hold my nuclear reactor” Holtzmann
“Wait a rooty-tooty second,” you yell. “How can you be both Flint and a fabulous genius lesbian?“ For one, yes. For two, yesss. While I’m very Flint-like with my rage and intimacy I’m also very Jillian in that I am an enormous goober and a big flirt, but like, I scare normal people away when I flirt. Still smart, definitely goober, definitely give zerrrooooo fucks what other people think of my gooberishness.
My friends, I once presented on the topic of fanficiton to a sold out theatre whilst wearing a onesie. Offensively bright yellow is the ‘it’ colour in my winter wardrobe this year. My hair is currently blue and I am letting the curls do whatever the heck they want.
If you catch me in a manic mood, whoo boy, look out. I’m fun but intense. It can be a bit much for most people.
Look. I freely admit I can be an asshole sometimes. Sometimes I’m so focused on a goal I totally miss that my friends are feeling neglected or left behind. I lost a really good friend because of that.
The people in charge really like me for some reason and on the outside I often seemed like the sort of person Society could be proud of producing. If I would’ve followed the Plan (university, marriage, kids) I would’ve been.
The thing is, I’ve always been fiercely independent and while it can be scary to go my own way I still did it. And I made new friends and challenged myself and came out of it stronger than before.
Also, I’m kinda buff. *flex flex*
Tagging @tea-blitz, @naiadkitty, @joasakura
