I have come to wage war upon thee
This is madame katagna, the head of the war effort. She is effortlessly stylish and also enjoys stepping on her underlings
This is Joe. Joe is the finest soldier in the Soupy army. He eats rocks.
This is Vincent Smithy Alexandra Bismuth Huntingsthon the eighth, our very own strategist. Once a bright and gifted man, he has drowned his stress in monster energy and red bull and gets a grand total of 3 minutes rest daily. Also in a toxic workplace situationship with the Madame, but we don't talk about that...
This is Kelly. Kelly is the resident party girl. She brings the vibe.
NOW YOU HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED TO THE MIGHT OF MY FORCES, PREPARE YOUR TROOPS FOR BATTLE!
AHHHHH I SEND MY TROOPS UPON THEE (feat. one of my photoshopped pictures lmao)
THIS IS JESAM. ITS JESAM.
THIS IS HAROLD GERALD SPENCER. HE CARRIES HIS PINK BACKPACK OF DOOM AND DESPAIR. BEWARE.
THE MAN WHO YEARNS WILL MAKE ANYONE IMMEDIATELY SURRENDER WITH HIS BIG EYES OF GAY YEARNING.
This is judgy Brian. He judges your army for they are NO MATCH FOR MINE MWAHAHHAHA
