Final fantasy! Woop woop! <3
Where our adventure begins:[x] In a seedy bar, surrounded by bums and drunkards.[ ] In our picturesque hometown, with all of our friends.[ ] A normal day at school.[ ] At work, during a busy rush.[ ] In my bedroom, just waking up from a night of lovemaking with you.[ ] At your place, after an awesome sleepover.[ ] I was asking you to make me a sandwich.We are:[ ] Strangers. We just met for the first time.[ ] Acquaintances. We’ve been aware of each other for a while now.[x] Friends. We’ve been buddies for a few years now. You’re an okay person.[ ] Childhood best friends. We’ve known each other since forever and ever! I may or may not have feelings for you.[ ] Lovers. We’ve been going out for a while now or have been seeing each other off and on.[ ] Married. Ah~ Wedded bliss. I’d be lost without you by my side.[ ] Rivals. We either can’t stand each other or are trying to one-up each other in friendly competition.[ ] Enemies. I hate your guts so bad. Why are you even here?![ ] Family. Whoo! We are family! I got all my brothers/sisters and me![ ] I am a hungry person and you are in charge of making sandwiches.How the adventure starts off:[ ] The world needs saving from the Big Bad, obviously! Time to go on a major quest![ ] We were minding our own business when the place we were in just blew up, killing everyone we love![ ] Time is looping over and over everywhere. We gotta hop into that time machine and fast![ ] The two of us got separated and we gotta find each other before it’s too — oh, hey! Shiny new mythical weapon![ ] Just travelling the stars, going from place to place, taking jobs here and there.[x] We are rebels and we will be heard! Honestly, these empires and corporations won’t know what’ll hit them![ ] I an trying to woo you. And failing. The only way to get your attention is to become a famous hero![ ] We go to the grocery store to find us some whole wheat white bread!How our party will work:[ ] I’ll be in the forefront, taking all the hits and dishing out loads of damage and protecting you. I’ll always jump to your rescue~[ ] I’ll be the one in the back thanks and you can stand in front of me and be my human meat shield. I’ll just…be back here…throwing spells or shooting things…Yeah.[x] We’ll work together as the best tag team ever.[ ] I don’t like you and I wish you were partied up with someone else.[ ] You’re not in my party. In fact, I’m pretty sure you’re on the opposing team…[ ] I sit there. You make the epic sandwich.Something tragic happened to us![ ] You died. In my arms. I wept tears of despaiiiir![ ] I died. You would probably be weeping over my corpse right about now. I think. I hope.[ ] You died. I didn’t particularly care that much.[x] The rum has gone missing and the two of us are running around like chickens with their heads cut off.[ ] We were defeated by the Big Bad and separated! We spent years apart in a post-apocalyptic world, fighting until we found each other.[ ] Nothing tragic happened. Everything’s fine! And we’re happy together.[ ] We ran out of mayonnaise!There is something I must confess to you before we face against the villain of this story:[ ] I love you.[ ] You’re beautiful and I wish you were mine.[ ] Kiss me, because we may not walk out alive.[ ] You’re a great friend.[ ] I wish you never existed.[ ] You are a peasant and always will be a peasant.[ ] Please die.[ ] Good luck, partner. [x] You make the best sandwiches ever. Will you please marry me when this is all over?The epilogue of our story:[ ] The End.[ ] The two of us fell in love, got hitched and we lived happily ever after with two kids and a chocobo farm.[ ] We saved the world! Yipee! And we end this story with a kiss![ ] We failed. The bad guys won. We will rot in some dungeon together.[ ] There is still a lot of work for us to do, but as long as we have each other, nothing can stop us from accomplishing our goal![x] We opened up a bakery and business was booming! The world was saved and we can now retire running our dream business.[ ] I finally got my sandwich. I gave you a kiss. The End.
















