I keep imagining someone tricking me into going outside naked. Just dare me to go out and give you a little show, then lock the door behind me. The backyard is fenced in, but I have to kneel on the deck in front of the sliding glass door to make sure the neighbors don’t see me.
You’ve been wanting me on my knees for a while, and now I’m here, smudging your glass and whining at you to let me in. It’s a perfect excuse to get me to wear that collar I’d been hesitant about before, and maybe a few other things while you’re at it…












