Jun 28, 2017
@mortiifxed
“M-m-morty! M--urrpp--morty! What is--urppp--what is shipping?! I need to know--I-it’s for science, Morty!”
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@mortiifxed
“M-m-morty! M--urrpp--morty! What is--urppp--what is shipping?! I need to know--I-it’s for science, Morty!”
@mortiifxed from [✘]
“You wa-urrp--nt to kiss a girl, go do it yourself. Seriously M-morty, you don’t think I know what you and your dumbass sister text? Yo-you hardly keep your mo--urrpp-uth shut Morty and you’re texting is even worse.”
Can you be my dad for a while? [Mortiifxed]
@mortiifxed
“You’re Sanchez’s grandkid, aren’t you?” Stanley hadn’t seen the kid since Morty was an infant- when he and Rick fell out of touch. The kid had grown considerably and Stan couldn’t help but wonder if something had happened to Jerry- whom he knew Rick wasn’t fond of.
“You think you can handle bein’ a Pines?” He asked in all seriousness- but cracked a smile after a few moments, “come on. I don’t know much about bein’ a dad but hell- if I can’t try.”