Dec 1, 2021
Things that happen at home:
Me, about to take a shower in my mother in law’s blatantly rarely used guest bathroom: *sees spider hanging out in the drain, scoops him up, traps him in a cup*
Me, after my shower: *taking the spider outside*
My father in law: Watcha got there?
Me: A guard spider for your wood pile.
My FIL: Well, the vet better not charge me if he gets sick.
Spider: *refuses to be dumped out, literally have to chase the little fucker out of a really pretty glass cup that can clearly not be left outside*
Me, to myself: I just wanted a fucking shower, dude…c’mon.
#things that happen at home#spiders#that’s it#just the spider#I feel like everyone talks to the spiders we put outside#like name one spider that you’ve laid eyes on and haven’t talked to#regardless of smashing#because I will smash a poor eight legged friend if he’s the wrong color or it’s late at night or whatever#but I still like and respect them#mostly kinda
