*Me and my mother watching Justin Bieber's performance on the X Factor*
Mum: "He's a seventeen year old lad and he's flirting with women twice his age? Bleugh."
Me: "Mum... He's Justin Bieber."
Mum: "So?"
Me: "He's Justin. Bieber." *stares blank faced*
Mum: *stares at me with a really weird expression then sighs* "I give up."
*and at this point my mother goes back to her laptop*















