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GOOD NEWS 

My new album, Almost Alive, is now available for free on Spotify and Apple Music. Take a look, why don’t you.

Also, very important note! This album features a LOT of stereophonic sound design, so the best way to listen is through yer headphones (the bigger, the better). This ain't one for the car. 

So please: sit back, light up a fresh doink, and enjoy this damn thing ok? From me to you.

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Support local art/local me by buying a very fancy CD of my music. Organic and farm fresh.

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Want a FREE terrible drawing??

Well, for every person who buys a CD of my original not-so-terrible music, you will get a TERRIBLE BUT FREE CUSTOMIZED THANK-YOU CARD just like these! 

Just drop a doodle request during checkout and a uniquely terrible drawing will be included with your CD.

BUY THE CD HERE!

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MOUNTAINEER! MERCH

Imagine getting to tell your great-grandchildren that you own the first piece of Mountaineer! merch ever released. Well stop imagining old man, because now's your chance to finally get some respect around here.

'CARIBOU LOU' CDs ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR $8 RIGHT HERE.

But these CDs aren't just for my elderly fans - they're for anyone with $8.

Your purchase includes a professionally printed and tastefully shrinkwrapped CD/Digipak (with 4 panels of brand new album art) + shipping + digital album download. If you want any bonus goodies (a signed copy, I guess? Maybe some sort of doodle? I don't know), just ask!

Album art created by the infuriatingly talented Connor Heckert.

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you'll haunt me as my friend how about a kiss? how about a handshake? 

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I'm finally working on the third Mountaineer! album, and I'm cranking up the production value for a change. Here is the first song. If you haven't heard any of my other stuff, you can find it all here and then possibly give me your money. Life's Alright You found it too slow, the life The wait and the thaw To sharpen your knife And tighten your gauze But now the room seems so small Your clothes, they won’t fit Thumbtacks in the wall A twin bed you’ll miss You never learned how to fight You pick the phone up at night You use the same line that Life’s alright, and you’re okay “Life’s alright, and I’m okay.” But it's fine, some will say That in time, you'll have your way