Jan 23, 2017
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Classy and sassy.
Melting me into a puddle.
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Classy and sassy.
Melting me into a puddle.
Dave: Sarah...
Me: David..?
William: Patrick...
Patrick: Willy
Dave: Donkey?
Me: SHREK
Patrick: FIONA
Me: BRAD
Dave: JANET
William: ROCKY
Me: DR. SCOTT
mourningstarxdave replied to your post: Hey, how's it going? I appreciate you hittin' that...
Ah, I know how that all goes. I hope things get better soon, and I recommend meditation and yoga. Things are going very well for me right now, actually.
Yoga seems to be a popular choice. As much as I thought I wouldn’t get into it, I might have to actually look into that. Meditation is something I need to practice more. I’m glad things are going well, though. That’s always good to hear.
Riddle me this, anon. Why do you want to see the cock that clearly doesn't exist? Can't you go find a guy that might like you enough to actually show you his?
This. ^
mourningstarxdave replied to your post “If being text in all caps bothers you don’t befriend me because I’m...”
At least your texting is consistent with how you really are.
You know what!? It’s true.
mourningstarxdave replied to your post “When people prefer flour tortillas to corn…”
My soul is offended.
Your abuela is rolling in her grave... Well, her grandson is a Satanist, so she’s always rolling in her grave, but--
Dear Dave
Dear Shrimpy Shrimp,
It’s been, what, three years now we’ve known each other? It feels like much longer. I think I want to start by thanking you for being a constant, positive influence in my life. I treasure your friendship more than I can say. I find it almost funny how often people paint you as a douche bag without even taking a moment to speak to you. You are one of the kindest people I have ever known and I hope more people come to realize that. Despite those moments of duality befitting your star sign, you are genuine at your core. I could say more, but I’ll end this by saying I’m glad you’re healthy since you’d be like ten years away from death otherwise.
Love,Sarah
✪✪ (✪✪✪✪✪✪)
✪✪ = I hate you✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfectI’m the sweetest Polish angel in existence, your hatred is unfounded. No.