#mpreg mention

[girldan-pip]

this was so boyfriends of them. what do you mean you make beached whale noises together

[meo-eiru]

I'm sorry but the male dragon is so funny because if he did the devils tango with MC and then it turns out MC is pregnant the mf will be having a crisis lmao.

Dragon hybrid seeing that you ended up pregnant instead of him and now you have to carry that burden for 9 months when, clearly, he should've been the one getting filled with your babies

[not-a-bumblebee]

Yue Qingyuan is the human version of the kitten from this article:

'Most Responsible Kitten In The World' Found Watching Over Orphaned Litter

A fluffy black kitten named Binx was found attempting to care for three younger kittens "as best he could."

We know from the 79 extras that he has always been taking care of children. As a child slave himself, he took younger slave children under his wing, taking care of them as best he could. He would break fights between them, he would share his warmth and his last bites of food with them, he literally jumped in front of a horse to protect a child.

His biggest regret in life is not being able to take care of one child in particular, little slave number 9, Xiao Jiu, who got bought and locked up by a sadistic young nobleman because of the incident mentioned above. In order to save this child, he entered himself into a cultivation sect where he worked himself to the bone in order to become strong enough and save that slave kid. He crippled himself by pushing himself too hard in order to come there faster, and ended up locked up in a cave full of spiritual energy so that he would survive - and he would claw at the walls until he bled because he wanted to save that child so badly. Coming back to that nobleman's estate to find it burned down and hearing that no men from that mansion had survived completely RUINED Yue Qi.

Later he found out that the boy he was trying so hard to save had survived, but was turned by his life experience into a mirror of his abuser, which had then led to this boy's(now man's) downfall at the hands of his own victim, Luo Binghe - yet another child Yue Qingyuqn was unable to protect.

When Luo Binghe uses Xiao Jiu as bait for Yue Qingyuan, the latter walks into an obvious trap because he would rather die than not even try to rescue Xiao Jiu a second time.

Yue Qingyuan clearly has an endless wealth of love and nurturing and he needs to have children that he can take care and protect and nurture and love.

This has been additional propaganda for the @need-him-pregnant-poll tournament. Vote Yue Qingyuan. Thank you.

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[piierogis]

"perhaps this man is my mother"

[bonanza-tact]

Kkir fankid bc i love them sm

Hatake Kohari, born during the interlude

[luciiferous]

viktor got a new skin release (soul fighter) today and i couldn't stop thinking about this.

[mpreghub]

[the-forbidden-forest]

Draco has never been good at waiting.

The day the Prophet breaks the story of the year, the decade, nay, the century—cover splashed with a blurry photograph featuring a nonetheless unmistakable bird's nest of hair and another man, topped off with the unimaginative yet direct headline, POTTER: GAY?—is the very same day Draco sits down across from Pansy in their favourite booth at Theo's Bar (also unimaginatively titled) and announces, with verve: "I have a plan."

Pansy sighs, sharp and judgemental. "Let me guess—"

"No," he interrupts. "Let me tell you."

"I already know this is about Harry fucking—"

"This is about Potter," he continues, talking loudly over her, "and my absolutely foolproof plan to get my hands on some Chosen Cock."

"Only your hands? Dream big, Draco," she says sarcastically, brow flat with irritation.

"Oh I am. Naturally this is only stage one. Stage five is marriage. Stage six? Impregnating him with the Malfoy heir."

"Not a visual I actually needed, thanks ever so!"

"You're not listening, Pans." He emphasises his point with a sharp slap to the tabletop. "You're not appreciating this for the life-changing moment it is. I am going to seduce Potter, and fuck him so hard he—"

"What?" comes an amused voice. "So hard I what, Malfoy?"

Draco's life flashes before his eyes, confirming that he's experiencing some sort of near-death phenomenon. He manages, somehow, to start breathing again, and affects a casual, unaffected lean against the booth seat, turning to face Harry Potter, giant wanker and wank-inspirer.

"Potter."

"Hi."

He's grinning, dark hair even more disastrous than that wretched photo. So annoying. Draco's never found him attractive in his entire life, actually.

"We were having a private conversation, very much not concerning you."

"Oh?" Those stupid green eyes are fixed on Draco's face. His grin is so. fucking. obnoxious. "Is there another Harry Potter you were hoping to impregnate?"

"Yes," Draco scowls, feeling his face grow blotchy. "You don't even make the top hundred. Sorry for the terrible blow, but you could stand to be taken down a peg or two."

"Oh, you know me." Potter spreads his arms. "I'm not averse to a good peg."

Pansy gags into her martini, as Draco tries to regain the feeling in his legs.

"Well," Potter shrugs, tucking his thumbs into his jeans. Merlin. Draco wants to climb him. "I guess I'll leave you be, then. Good luck impregnating that other fellow."

And then he's turning—leaving!—

"Wait!" Draco's hand shoots out, and the warmth of Potter's arm sends a shock right up through his fingers, tingling. "Perhaps you could be of some use, Scarhead."

There's a dimple threatening Draco's sanity, in the corner of Potter's cheek. "Yes, Draco?"

"Yes." He's such a prick. "Harry." Draco rubs a thumb against the inside of Potter's wrist, watching with great satisfaction as a shiver runs through him. "After all, I'll need someone to practice those impregnation skills on."

Waiting 🍸 Day 17 of @peachydreamxx and @uncannycerulean’s prompts. Full collection on ao3.