#mr. fishoeder

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source: Bob's Burgers. S7E3: "Teen-a Witch"

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Drew this for my best friend and the first thing she said to me was “Aw! … ok but, why are you working and not the one relaxing off the clock and chatting up Calvin Fischoeder?” Ok attacked but real.

Thinking about setting up a commission sheet soon for anyone who might wanna pay me to draw them with there fav characters~

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Calvin: Ah yes~ I do love a good partner with raging daddy issues! *Smile at y/n.

Y/n: Me too. *looking right into Calvin’s soul while sipping iced coffee* (Felix wheezing in the background.)

Calvin opening his mouth as he stares at you then closes it and smirks.

Calvin: Fair enough.

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POV: you made the mistake of telling Calvin you haven’t skated in years so his date plan might not be the best idea, but instead of canceling now he’s made it his mission to re teach you, lol or just make it as a excuse to hold your hand all afternoon.

Thank you SO much to @prettyfischy for letting me use there Calvin outfit for this drawing! I think it turned out SO CUTE!!!

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I have many Calvin Fischoeder X Reader thoughts I need to write out recently~ XD

Y/n: Just walks out of the shower in a certain someone’s robe (Goodness it’s so soft) humming to yourself then stop mid stride at what you see next.

Calvin Fischoeder your significant other sitting on the edge of your bed just absent mindedly fiddling with a pair of you underwear calm as can be like this was the most normal thing for him to be doing, it be embarrassing if his face wasn’t so serious? Lost in thought?

Y/n: snorts a laugh popping your hip an placing your fist on it* Can I help you Mr? *trying NOT to blush.

Calvin: Chuckles and smiles only his eye looking up to meet your gaze then he sighs* … Your undergarments make me so sad darling … *his eye looked back down at the peice of clothing in his hands then back up from his hands but his fingers waggle at you as they poke through one of the many holes in the band of a old pair that was way past its time to be tossed but you hadn’t had the heart yet.

Y/n: laughs fully red faced now and Calvin just smiles at you bigger* Well excuse you?? I’m sorry I’m of the lower class and can’t be bothered to buy new undies every chance I want them!

Calvin: SO AM I! Which is why I’ve asked you MULTIPLE TIMES to let me spoil you and buy you new ones! *He chuckled at you playfully exasperated.

Because you’ve both had this same conversation before.

Y/n: Absolutely NOT I’m fueled by spite sir when I’m ready I will buy my own underwear like an adult! And until then you get lower class undies and you will like em! *huffs at him playfully mad an grabs to take the poor mocked underwear from him but his grip is tighter as he pulls you too him smiling like the fuckn devil.

Calvin: So what I’m hearing is I get to get into your undies whenever I want????? *He phrases it like a question but his smile at you says you both know it’s not.

y/n: *red as a lobster now* CALVIN HEHEHEAL!!!

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Oop!~ 🩷💜🩷💜🩷

But you make me wanna act like a girl. Paint my nails and wear high heels. Yes, you make me so nervous that I just can't hold your hand. -Heart attack

I’m cringe but I’m free~ XD I honestly wasn’t gonna post this because I’m kinda meh about how it turned out but eh whatever right??

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https://open.spotify.com/track/4pP5xVUYEZljcmfyYFQXsx?si=5x8Ln2sBTwuBaGqU3IjktA

Happy New year~ 🥳

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When your sitting drawing and your 5 year old niece leans over after watching you for a minute and asks you.

-Is that Mr. FishMishoder? Why yes.

-Aw are you and Mr. FishMishoder friends?! Sure baby why not.

-Ew are you and Mr. FishMishoder kissin in that one?! lol shush you … yes.

Then she’s quiet for a second the wheels in her head obviously turning.

-So does Mr. FishMishoder have nippies?

(Calvin in my head smiling from ear to ear “Yeah baby!”)

OH MY GOD. LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT SWEETHEART.