#mrchntt

[spam-1997]

@mrchntt​ sent: ‘ "So you are like a bird? You lay eggs? Hahaha. That's a neat lil' feature."  ’

⇨  “ * N-n-N N - N O OO O O!!! [ unintellgible screaming ] ”   He is on his back, kicking his legs to the air, holding his head.

“ I’M AN  [ addison ] !!    I AM!   I’M AN [ addison ] GOD DAMN IT !!!!! THOSE ARE [ pipis ] !! THAT’S ALL THEY ARE !!! THERE ARE NO 🥚S !!!! I DON’T LAY EGGS !! [ get off my case ! ] ALREADY !!! ”     He has entered a state of deep denial.

[soultethered]

@mrchntt​ / starter call .

Was business just really booming right now? It seems odd that not one but two strange smiley salesmen had set up shop here within recent weeks. Kris was starting to lose track. Nevertheless, it’s not like they had anything better to do before going home than to loiter, so naturally they’re taking a look around.

That’s a strange mask the fellow’s wearing. “Is that...a cat?” They quirk an eyebrow in slight confusion.

[pxppinmolly-archived]

@mrchntt​ spun:

(👉 Point to something for my muse to see! Probably his merchandise. To see if she wanted anything!)

* It’s From A Meme That Is DEFINTELY Linked Here / Not Accepting

A low hum from Molly, looking over the various wares the other seemed to offer. It was hard to exactly just walk by and NOT take a gander ... Especially considering the seller was rather eye catching themself.

Okay, she’ll bite.

A finger taps her cheek, looking over a rather ornate looking antique. It looked like a music box, or perhaps just an old jar to store god knows what. ... Yeah she has no idea. Still it caught her attention. It felt familiar in a weird way, maybe it just reminded her of something.

“What’s this lil’ thing?”