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if the canes match the offer sheet then aho is still a cane, if the canes decide they don't want to pay aho that much, then aho is a hab and the canes a bunch of picks. so aho isn't a hab... yet

but imagine the drama and chaos if he DID become a hab. that’s hot

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i wasn't gonna contribute bc i couldn't think of one but yeah........ toews...... i hate the hawks so much but i can't stop myself

h a r d s a m e. he’s such a tall glass of water and a bitch is PARCHED

nothing good has ever come from the hawks except for tazer and sharpy, and that’s the tea ☕

🙏 tell me the most shameful player you’re attracted to 🙏

#mrdarcysbutt #reed responds #answered #he's such a plain white man i stg #but i am weak

i literally just realized that like, you are a person from australia that means you have an australian accent and for some reason processing that information is difficult

this is my fav ask ever + my accent is super gross and annoying and terrible to listen to

#ask #like its not the worst #but.... pretty gross tbh #mrdarcysbutt

concept: slapshot to the pussy but i'm wearing the proper protective equipment so i'm fine. another blocked shot is added to my stat sheet. i'm quickly becoming one of my team's most reliable defensive playes.

jjkbjkfjkbfsbjkkJJKB YOURE SO FUCKING VALID ILY

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