Jul 28, 2013
IF WE LIVED IN NIGHT VALE SAM YOUR BIRTHDAY WOULD BE AN OCCASION SO IMMENSE THAT THE CITY COUNCIL WOULD MANDATE SACRIFICES AND I WOULD VOLUNTEER OKAY /THIS IS US THIS IS REAL/
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IF WE LIVED IN NIGHT VALE SAM YOUR BIRTHDAY WOULD BE AN OCCASION SO IMMENSE THAT THE CITY COUNCIL WOULD MANDATE SACRIFICES AND I WOULD VOLUNTEER OKAY /THIS IS US THIS IS REAL/
YOUR BIRTHDAY IS SUCH A JOYOUS OCCASION WORLDWIDE THAT EVEN SEBASTIAN STAN WILL CRACK A SMILE SAM THAT'S HOW BIG THIS DAY IS i mean lbr it's gonna be a serial killer smile bUT STILL SAM
OOH LA LA JE PORTERAI MON CASQUE JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE MON AMIE
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU THOUSANDS AND MILLIONS OF FLOWER CROWNS SAM I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SO MANY YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFOCATE FROM TOO MANY FLOWER CROWNS IN YOUR ROOM DEATH BY FLOWER CROWNS SAM HAPPY BIRTHDAY
*little girl voice* happy birthday sam happy birthday happy birTHDAY SAM ENJOY THIS MOTHERFUCKER *throws entire cake into your face* *drops the mic and ollies the fuck out*
ollies the fuck out
*white male voice* *couhgs* oh man, it's your birthday?? shit uh um *coughs* so yeaha uh well i- *drops clue cards and vase of flowers* fucKD HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LITTLE DELICIOUS PASTRY
pastry
whalegraham replied to your post: “it’s my .. „ , bir th d ay ”
hAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY
hahah thanks!
sarahvanaheim replied to your post: “it’s my .. „ , bir th d ay ”
It's your birthday? Happy Birthday! Hope you had a great day
yeah it's my birthday and thank you!!
mrgatsbee replied to your post: “it’s my .. „ , bir th d ay ”
haPPY BIRTHDAY SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
tHANK YO UOS MUCH CUSHLAAAAAAAA
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ur gonna love it sam it's gonna be a masterpiece just wait
im waiting patiently
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................................................................................................................................................................................you're really young
i know haha