May 4, 2025
"Old Macdonald had a farm? What do you mean he "had" a farm? Where did it go??"
Serial designation J, while questioning the logistics of certain nursery songs and rhymes
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"Old Macdonald had a farm? What do you mean he "had" a farm? Where did it go??"
Serial designation J, while questioning the logistics of certain nursery songs and rhymes
"This is fine~...No!! Nothing's wrong here! It's just Crash with a sawn off shotgun!! NOTHING TO SEE HERE~! IT'S ALL GOOD~!"
Uzi, while playing a bootleg game where a beloved gaming icon now was wielding heavy firepower on her YouTube channel.
Zinc knew he had to be in contact with his 8 interdimensional selves, they were there, in the ether.
Yall what is the whole time travel Jupiter-Io cartwheel back to Earth
^me@recent events of OPMverse:
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BTW I legit thought god had come to possess Genos' time travelled core
It could just have recharged from “sub-connector” but I rly thought “God” snatched the spatial realm of the time travel core and was about to possess Genos himself through his wires.
The whole scene and consequent did feel manipulated… Or it could be I have not read OPM for past weeks and forgot the vibes…
Bonus: Metal Knight comes to clean the crime scene and collect scrap metal then sternly orders everyone to follow Health & Safety Protocol like a strict teacher who marches outside to announce the end of play time and drag kids back to class while they repeatedly tell them to wash their grubby little hands to not smear dirt n worms everywhere
"He basically had an emotional breakdown in front of me and almost started crying...It was very strange and embarrassing..."
J, after N saw an animal death in a movie
"Hey Solver, it's Uzi, you still owe me. You fucking nerd."
Uzi, after dealing with the Solver for far too long
"Yeah, I'm just button mashing. Story of my life."
Uzi, explaining to the rebels what truly is her "secret" technique
Q-shorts: Sun
*Both Uzi and N were watching a sunset take place slowly together*
Uzi, leaning next to N: Hey N, have you ever wondered how the sun works?
Serial designation N, casually: No, not really. The sun is too far away.