#muns headcanons

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👫 - Megan, the green lady

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Kurt managed to get Megan into yoga. 

They both really enjoy messing with each others hair and making little braids or hairstyles for each other. This often leads to some creative results. 

Megan had pajama bottoms with Bamf written on the butt in purple specially made for her to mess with Kurt. He absolutely loves them. 

Megan can and will drink Kurt under the table. 

[toomanydiochildren-archived]

MUDAD HEADCANON

DIO will talk anyone's ear off about how wonderful his children are. He has a hard time interacting with them though because they have all been brought up so differently. Other than that he doesn't really know how to parent because of his awful youth. DIO sincerely wants to try to be a part of his kids lives but he ends up acting more like a friend than a dad. He hates this and has taken to reading and watching as many good parenting material as possible. His inability to be a good parent upsets him because it is the only thing he finds that he is imperfect at. DIO decided to reconnect with his children in the first place because although he would not admit it, being at the top is pretty lonely.

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Kurt gets late to work a lot because Rhys won’t let him get out of bed. 

Cuddling ends up in one of two ways: they sleep together or they fall asleep. 

Kurt allowed Rhys to pick out an outfit for him once and ironically it was slightly better put together than what Kurt would pick out on his own. Kurt claims that’s just luck. 

Kurt tried to learn Gaelic once to surprise Rhys but his German accent was still so thick that Rhys didn’t understand him and just ended up laughing until he fell over.

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1. Kurt is aware that most German folk music sounds the same but likes it anyway. 

2. Kurt feels that saying ‘I love you’ in German is more meaningful but thinks English swearwords are stronger. 

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Kurt loves fairy lights. They remind him of some of the lights that were used at the circus. 

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((okay so currently in the comics Kurt is apparently immortal because he rejected heaven for his friends and thus can’t go back there so he can’t die or smth and that’s all well and good or bad writing, but what I’m thinking is what if he was always slightly immortal? 

Not in the way like Logan is where he heals super fast, but in the way where he doesn’t age as fast as his friends. I mean Mystique is old af and Azazel is a literal demon that has been around for centuries as far as i know so is that really that much of a stretch?

He probably wouldn’t even realize until he is old and notices that he really isn’t aging like the others. At first he thinks he has just taken good care of himself but when he is still looking like he’s in his early thirties while he’s getting close to his fifties or sixties he probably starts to suspect a thing or two. 

I’ve probably written about this thought of mine before cause I decided a while ago to make it this blog’s canon but given that Kurt is kind of dead in a way again I thought i’d bring this up))

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Favorite headcanons?

Kurt sheds like a mofo but denies it to no end. 

Kurt has a collection of novelty nerd mugs. 

Kurt uses the danger room to play pirates (which is actually canon apparently). 

Kurt can purr. 

Kurt loves anything chocolate. 

Kurt is so used  to being the one with the extreme romantic gestures that as soon as his romantic partners make any sort of grand gestures for him he melts.

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Tea or coffee? How does your muse take it?

Kurt takes his coffee black and in a nerdy cup.