#murat responds

[your-dandy-king]

🥠

Murat isn’t completely unfamiliar with these “biscuits chinois.” He’s even sampled a few on that one day of the year he goes walking in the land of the living. He cracks his open, and the little paper reads:

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Are you fucking kidding me?

[your-dandy-king]

*takes the opportunity that Murat has Eaglet in his arms and hugs him from behind*

@the-little-miss-poet

Oh my! Would you like some cake to ruin your appetite for dinner, little one?

[your-dandy-king]

Bonjour, Your Majesty, and all of your... Partners. I am delighted to see you seem well, even in somewhat different shape than in our living days. I notice some children running around this beautiful place, how lucky. They are the Duke of Istria's, I believe?

I remain your loyal servant as I was in life

- @serpentofotranto J. F.

Uhhhhh …. nice to see you?

…. I should hide the kids.

[your-dandy-king]

SUDDEN BANG FROM THE DOOR WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING.

Hi My favourite marshal of all time.

PROCEED TO HIT THE LIVING SHIT OUT YOU WITH FRYING PANS

— @napoleon-bonapartee

Ouch, fuck fuck fuck ow! Whyyyyyyyy?

[your-dandy-king]

*leap hug*

- @frencheaglet

Awww, how is my favorite nephew doing?

[your-dandy-king]

Darling, you’re doing the eyebrow thing right now.

I am not.

[your-dandy-king]

*bites your ass*

Hmm. Yep. Cake.

Oh! Ouch! Darling, I don’t mind if you eat my ass, but not like that!

[your-dandy-king]

PLEASE BESSIE WEAR A PLAYBOY BUNNY SUIT PLEASE PLEAS PLEA

Darling, you shouldn’t have let that Maestro Goya leave yet without painting a perfect portrait of you like this!

I can’t believe I agreed to this ….

(OOC: Art by @cadmusfly because I can’t art.)