🌸Don't know how to get rid of a body? Here’s a handy tutorial for you!🌸
So, you killed someone huh? Don’t worry, we have all been there.
But there’s a problem? You don’t know what to do next?!! It’s fine. I’ll teach you! 🌸🌸
🌻NEVER LEAVE THE BODY🌼. Are you a dumbass? Never ever leave the body. This will only make things easier for the investigators. Tsk tsk tsk. Amateur.
🌹GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE🥀. Oops. Wait here. Don’t just put it in one bag and dump it in your garbage can. No no no. Chop it up. Wrap each one with something, it can be paper, tissue, a paper coffee cup, extra fabric, foil or even plastic bags (not clear ones of course) and then discreetly discard them in multiple places. Leave one in a trashcan of another city, dump it in a mcdo trash can, drop one in a busy party bar. Please don’t drop them in forests or bodies of water. The earth is already polluted, dammit. 🌸
🌺CUT THE BODY IN MULTIPLE PIECES🌷. Yes, it is a lot of work but this will cover your track. Cutting the body in pieces and the getting rid of them in multiple locations will make the investigation harder. This will lead the investigators baffled and frustrated. Giving you time to escape or cover your tracks even more.
🌸CUT THE BODY IN MULTIPLE LOCATIONS🌸 Baffled investigators who don’t know where to start => murder is never solved => murderer escapes => murderer free => murderer happy
Use this tutorial responsibly. Always wear your mask for the safety of others and to also hide your identity. Be safe! 🌸🌼🌹🌺
