#murphallo

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i know he can't be in every episode and I don't want him to be because I like being put in a completely different world every time with Charlie as the only through line.............. however

[murphallo]

I need y'all to hear me loud and clear if the charlie cale/Luca Clark tag on AO3 doesn't increase exponentially after that finale you will all feel my wrath

[murphallo]

what I love about the charluca community is that we don't have a very strong fandom presence but ever so often someone posts a fic or art or analysis or just thoughts and tags it like "please help I need to scream about them" unprompted. so like this isn't even fandom hive mind we aren't even egging each other on we are all independently individually tweaking over them at full force two months later, off nothing but the sheer power of their 5 total episodes of interaction 😭

[murphallo]

druig with makkari vs druig with every other eternal

[murphallo]

if anyone is brainrotting real bad over poker face my dms are open because I have like no patience to talk about any other fictional thing rn LOL

[murphallo]

ETERNALS SPOILERS

okay but how smug do y’all think druig would be if he found out makkari beat ikarus to holy hell when she thought ikarus killed him lol

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ETERNALS SPOILERS

naur because with like 3 minutes of screentime, drukkari managed to give us two of the best grumpy sunshine serves

we got a “grumpy who turns into a big ball of smiles and happiness when his sunshine is around” serve

and a “sunshine who will become your absolute worst nightmare if you hurt her grumpy” serve

they did not play around with this trope 😭😭

[murphallo]

how that scene of convincing druig could’ve been over in 5 seconds

druig: i’ll tell you what’s serious! i’ve just been told i’ve been sent on a suicide mission for the past 7000 years and that my entire existence is a-

sersi: we’re seeing makkari after this

druig: