Sep 30, 2019
“That’s cute Papi, you aren’t wrong but you forgot one thing”
“we’ve long established it’s thighs that are superior”
seen from China
seen from Brazil
seen from Venezuela
seen from United States
seen from Spain
seen from Indonesia
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from Egypt
seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from Bolivia
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Serbia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Russia
“That’s cute Papi, you aren’t wrong but you forgot one thing”
“we’ve long established it’s thighs that are superior”
If monster girls aren’t your speed, then let me introduce you to Ms. Smith.
Won’t accidentally crush you to death.
Okay maybe she will, her thighs are to be feared.
Functional alcoholic.
Proficient in firearms and hand-to-hand.
Have you seen her thighs?
Will be able to pull strings to get you out of your parking tickets.
Has average human strength.
She’s a cuddler.
@dekirukoto replied to your post: If monster girls aren’t your speed, then let me...
eyezooms @ thighs
Fear them
☕ New monster girl delivery service.
Call today to have a doggo kick your door down and provide hugs.
“We are not responsible for any resulting property or personal damage”
☕ “Oh Miiiia~ I know the holidays just ended, but I’m baaack~”
“Oh.. back so soon? I was just starting to miss you”
“Splendid! Since I’ll be around for good it seems. Now I can help you find someone nice for yourself!”
“Give me a ring and I’ll hook you up with some aphrodisiacs for it~”
“We’ve been encouraging more lamia to visit human lands due to their population problems, so she’s been gifted an apartment to stay in. Near mine so I can make sure she’s on her best behavior..”
☕ “As much as I’d like to have a few drinks for the New Year, I don’t want to wake up with a hangover tomorrow for work”
“Don’t you just call sick anyway”
“Hush you, I never call in sick out of laziness. Nope”