#muse:merida

[into-the-fatlands]

In Los Angeles three friends Anne Marcy and Sasha were messing around with a strange book Marcy brought to them, only for the book to open causing a portal to suck the three into another dimension, separating them across the world, as Anne fell into a deep forest, she gathered herself

“Ohh, talk about a hard landing, wait, Marcy, Sasha, where are you? Where am I? This can’t be happening right? I must be dreaming?

*as Anne walked around trying to find someone soon she noticed a fat warrior redhead running around the forest with a bow in hand, a spear on her back, and fat flab all across her body*

“There, thank goodness I’m not alone, HEY!!!!! Do you know where this is? I think I’m lost, actually I’m definitely lost, it’s a long story”

*A spear was thrown hitting a beast behind Anne. It going down from one shot. Said beast was strange like if you mix a boar with a bear. The arms were dripping some strange black ink and covered in barnacles.*

Thank goodness that taken care off. What was that about being lost lass? My camp sight is near by. Come along so we can talk. Oh and what your name, mine Merida.

[into-the-fatlands]

Merida, what’s your role in all of this? Do you help train new recruits?

I usually help take out any remnant of that Ursula handy work.

[into-the-fatlands]

Merida, what do you think of the other versions of you that never gained weight?

Not much. Don't really pay attention to such nonsense has weight. The storyborn are to be expected to be skinny being the actual Merida is skinny. While some dreamborn are usually still pay close to there storyborn versions. I know I was before becoming a floodborn.

[into-the-fatlands]

Merida, what do you normally do for food? Do you hunt your own meals or do you have royal chefs at your disposal

When on the inklands I hunt for food. While in the illuminary the place has people to make the food.

[into-the-fatlands]

Merida probably smells like the wolf boars of Scotland, not to mention she probably eats like them too

A wee bit. But I do try to stay a bit clean.