#muse:shepard

[boysofcharm]

[massvoraciuseffect]

Shepard

Have you ever ate someone intending to only eat them only for that to backfire and you end up eating nearly a colony worth of people

Jane blushed and giggled:

- Yes, there was something similar.... Back in the days when we were preparing to fight the Collectors, I somehow had to infiltrate a pirate base. No big deal, just had to get information from one of their computers. Assault was out of the question - they could erase the information. But I got hungry, ate one of the mooks. An asari mercenary noticed it, then another, and another. And then a ship with kidnapped colonists arrived at the base..... Anyway, others were dealing with the information there, and I was lying on my huge belly and digesting.

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That's good to hear Shepherd what about your son grunt still in contact with him

-I try to keep in touch with all my crew and mates from Normandy. So yes - with Grunt too. - Jane confirmed.

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Shepherd with all the war anti-war stopping war starting a new war and stopping that war have you made time for your family

-Well, my relationship with my mother has strengthened, and we've been talking more often. Though that was only possible because we'd both become predators. - Jane grinned ironically. - There are drawbacks to being one of the Alliance's best operatives. And the Reapers were getting in the way of normal family interactions.

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How does Shepard celebrate vore day

If such a holiday would have been in the setting of this blog, then perhaps some kind of joint dinner with her mother)))

Or the whole crew of Normandy would have gathered again, and walked through nightclubs until their bellies turned out to be too swollen to move)

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To Jane and Whoever else visited Tuchanka with her.

With Krogan being a large and feisty species what was it like voreing such a large amount of them?

"From what I understand, Asari and Quarian predators don't like the taste of krogan. I don't know - I find krogan quite tasty. Every time I've been to Tuchanka, I've always had half a dozen in my stomach. - Jane shrugged. - By the way, thank you for reminding me - I'll have to go to Tuchanka with my mother, to visit Rex and introduce him to her. Mum'll have a lot more than just humans to eat, hehe~"

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With the normandy predetors being as large as cars near the end of your mission how did you deal with the SR2's more human sized doorways?

"With great difficulty," Shepard smirked ironically. - "If we could, we just pushed our bodies through the doors. It took a while, but if you weren't in a hurry, it was easier. And funnier. Sometimes we used special mass effect generatops that compress body mass-the kind the Quarian predators sometimes use. Samara used her biotics for the same effect, and taught Jack and Miranda how to do it. But there were plenty of different akward and funny situations, too, of course."

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And the others? Have they had their own armour or clothes tear from being too voracious?

"Not every mission...but enough for us to start teasing each other about ripped trousers, ripped buttons, deformed armour and the like." - Jane confessed. - "The record for deformed armour after or during a mission is mine. Because I was regularly in the vanguard of the group, and devoured the most hostile targets. Jack, Miranda, and Tali have a lower incidence of clothes tearing than I do. Samara had the least incidents, but that's because she has a special Justiciar uniform designed for just incredible stretching."