From @devildxms: “You look lonely.” (Simeon to Kokichi uwu)
Wait, what? Lonely? Who even was he to ask that? “Really, do I now?” Despite the calmness in his tone he was more confused than anything. Surely he knew better than to approach him, didn’t he know who he was? His reputation?! No, keep your cool. Kokichi raised his arms to rest them behind his head to feign calmness and a relaxed posture but the slight tense in his arm gave away to how he felt being read like that.
“Is this an offer to be my new victim? Oops, I mean friend. Yup, tooootally meant friend.” He gave a wink as he played off what he knew well. He would give this guy a week tops around him, he could break even the nicest people. Gonta was a testament to that. “But let’s be real, why are you really here? And don’t bother lying to me, I hate liars.”