#my fav is problematic

[unicornjesus]

happy 8/8, aka best homestuck character day! ::::)

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alts + source under the cut. sorry for not posting lol

[haunted-calathea]

Awww aw the asshole <3 awww I hate him awwwww <3

[mwicks]

Hawaii Five-0 is unsafe for....

1. Any offspring of someone on the H50 Team:

a. Grace - kidnapped, car jacked, hostage at Aloha Girls Camp, prom over run by da evils and survived a pretty serious car accident!

b. Samantha - kidnapped and put in a cage, also had to go on the run with the fam

c. Will – hiding from da evils at Prom

d. Sara - kidnapped

2. Parents of someone on the H50 Team:

a. Chin’s father

b. Steve’s father

c. Steve’s mother - granted, she brought this on herself but still H50 Curse???

3. Partners/spouses/lovers of someone on the H50 Team:

a. Rachel – car jacked

b. Adam – beaten up, tortured, sent to jail, more beatings, survives bus crash and crazed prisoners...you get the picture

c. Danno – shot in the arm, poisoned, blown up and trapped in a building, beaten up in a Colombian prison, torn ACL, shot in the chest - twice...has to share his car with a Neanderthal...

d. Malia – dead...just dead

e. Lynn - head injury on a first date

f. Leslie - Danno’s random hook up; dead on the first ‘date’.

The H50 Team:

a. Kono - stabbed, shot, had tooth extracted, dumped in the ocean bound and gagged, tortured on Halloween, beat up, blown up....do I need to keep going?

b. Chin – beaten up in prison, bomb around his neck, beaten up a couple of hundred times...

c. Danno – see above entry

d. Steve – broken arm, beaten up, tortured, tasered, trapped in falling building, head injuries, stabbed in the stomach, stabbed in the thigh, reopened liver transplant, radiation poisoning, the crazy thing with the Britney Spears outfit - um the list goes on...

e. Tani and Noelani - both held hostage at least twice

f. Jerry - shot

5. Hawaii

a. Danny landed a plane on the beach - that’s got to be in violation of some city ordinance, right?

b. HPD blown up - that’s a lot of tax payers money up in flames

c. Random explosions in downtown HNL - can’t really be good for the city, right?

d.  Armed robberies, bank heists, high speed car chases, tourists getting robbed on tour buses, multiple murders at the Hilton - not sure any of this is good for tourism...and how many times has O’ahu been the target of terrorist plots involving a nuclear device or chemical weapons????

6. Me

This show is unsafe for me.

Why?

I present Exhibit A: Baby Steve! The Tol, the big goof, the Neanderthal Animal.  He’s just so pretty....and I do so love the pretty!

[gayshitiguess]

Me, trying to explain to straight men in the twitch chat that Beau is a lesbian:

[akageesus]

YOUR DUDE CAME TO ROCK FOR ME, HOT BODY, YES, I GOT IT GOT IT ALL THE GIRLS ARE DANCEFLOOR QUEENS UNTIL I PUT MY BLAHNIKS ON IT MOVE AND MAKE IT HOT FOR ME, HOT ROD, OH YES I’LL RIDE IT, RIDE IT DANCE FOR ME, GET NAUGHTY, HE WILD OUT FOR THE EXPENSIVE OPTIONS

[drundertalescum]

Current Struggle

[ramen-noomerals]

So when is Floriana Lima gonna stop dating that tool bag and start dating ME

[mainflopgirl]

i’m making a list of everything tom holland has done to hurt my feelings: first. being a gemini,,, then a cat hating gemini,,, then a cat hating gemini who would choose andrew garfield over tobey maguire and NOW a cat hating andrew garfield stanning gemini who tweets that he cut his hair and didn’t provide a picture of what it now looks like????????????